Natasha

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I have two questions:

- What did the Amazon guy bring to god?

- Was that a holy burp?

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Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." - Jiddu Krishnamurti

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Sadhguru: Did you stop beating your wife? Yes or no?


You are God. You are Truth. You are Love. You are Infinity.

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13 hours ago, Leo Gura said:

Sadhguru: Did you stop beating your wife? Yes or no?

Don’t get it

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4 Monks are driving together in a car.
Who is driving?
-Nobody

My Guru lives in a house with no doors, just a sign: "For enlightenment look inside". Can I just look through the windows or do I still need to find the hidden front door?

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On 1/28/2020 at 0:59 PM, Yog said:

Just some insider devilish love, I really suggest you watch his video.

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xD

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All of your life you have been told that God created you. God come now to tell you this:  You are creating God❤️

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@Hardik Replace home with forum and that sounds perfect ;)


You are God. You are Truth. You are Love. You are Infinity.

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God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Seeking!

Seeking Who?

Seeking Enlightenment.

 


B R E A T H E

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"To have a free mind is to be a universal heretic." - A.H. Almaas

"We have to bless the living crap out of everyone." - Matt Kahn

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