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On 5-3-2016 at 11:02 PM, Azrael said:

A Zen student asked his master, "Is it OK to use email?"

"Yes," replied the master, "But no attachments." 

Genius ?

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Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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On 24/10/2019 at 11:59 AM, Keyhole said:

When you realize all you are fighting is just yourself.
 

 

Yeah worst part is you dont even exist in the first place 

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“Words are like Leaves; And where they most abound, Much Fruit of Sense beneath is rarely found.”

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59 minutes ago, nistake said:

@Shaun Solid 10/10

I thought you guys would appreciate it. It just makes me feel depressed.


“Words are like Leaves; And where they most abound, Much Fruit of Sense beneath is rarely found.”

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On 11/6/2019 at 6:54 PM, AwakenedSoul444 said:

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This used to be my Facebook background a few years ago! xD Also profile pic on some websites..

 

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Everyone: We will remember them.

Leo: The first world war is imaginary

Everyone:

 

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“Words are like Leaves; And where they most abound, Much Fruit of Sense beneath is rarely found.”

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@Natasha lol, cute guy, the rock.

But see, when you're one with everything, you're not anything, not embodied, nothing, and this makes you "look" and "feel" even cuter! Then, when you transform back to your ego, you look more like this:

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And, it's wayyy cuter than looking like an alpha male.

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@Natasha ppl don't really know what's the meaning of "hot" when they are referring to a hot guy or a hot gal. Enlightenment is definitely the hottest. I can't even give it a 9/10. It's a 10/10, a perfect 10! The God! Without an ego, you're the sexiest. ;)

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From Osho:

A young woman sannyasin went to the chemist and said to the man behind the counter, “I want twelve condoms, please.”

“What size would you like?” asked the man.

“Oh, assorted sizes,” replied the young woman. “I’m going to a prick-nick!”  ?

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“Everything is honoured, but nothing matters.” — Eckhart Tolle.

"I have lived on the lip of insanity, wanting to know reasons, knocking on a door. It opens. I've been knocking from the inside." -- Rumi

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