Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Endangered-EGO]

4 Monks are driving together in a car.
Who is driving?
-Nobody

My Guru lives in a house with no doors, just a sign: "For enlightenment look inside". Can I just look through the windows or do I still need to find the hidden front door?

[Anton Rogachevski]

[Natasha]

On 1/28/2020 at 0:59 PM, Yog said:

Just some insider devilish love, I really suggest you watch his video.

[Hardik]

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[Leo Gura]

@Hardik Replace home with forum and that sounds perfect

[dinone]

[Shin]

[pluto]

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Seeking!

Seeking Who?

Seeking Enlightenment.

 

[MsNobody]

[MsNobody]

[Zigzag Idiot]

[Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj]

 

[jimwell]

 I love it.

[Identity]

@AwakenedSoul444 Hahahaha ??

[Yog]

@AwakenedSoul444  ?

[MsNobody]

[Dodo]

8 hours ago, AwakenedSoul444 said:

lol, lets note this is from "The Good Place" for those who haven't watched 

Edited February 27, 2020 by Dodo

[Pernani]

I just made this today, hope y'all like it! hahaha

 

 

[Sempiternity]

[VerballyHazardous]

I had a funny epiphany while listening to a random music video i found on youtube. When the singer said "...slap my ass..." Suddenly my body felt lighten, it almost felt like floating in water. I couldn't diffrenciate her ass from the rest of her body, i couldn't understand what an ass was. I realized that her ass and the rest of her body aren't just parts but an unified whole, it felt like a miracle that she existed at all. I bursted into laughter, mostly because of how random it was.

Edited March 5, 2020 by VerballyHazardous