Enlightenment Jokes Here

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[Yimpa]

[Yimpa]

Enlightened Master:
“There is nothing to reference.”

Master of Philosophy:
“Let me reference my insightopedia.”

 

[Yimpa]

 

 

[Yimpa]

Psychedelic user:

Deep connection with Infinite Love makes all dual relationships Infinitely Loving.

Enlightened user:

There is no you to love, in a nondual way 

[Yimpa]

Humans being enlightened are oxymorons.

Edited January 11, 2024 by Yimpa

[Yimpa]

Enlightenment is simple. You’re either enlightened or an enigma.

 

[Yimpa]

@Enlightenment is the only one who has reached enlightenment.

[Yimpa]

Ram Dass is more enlightened than a computer with da max RAM capacitiess

[Thought Art]

"Observe the Observer"

[Jannes]

31 minutes ago, Thought Art said:

"Observe the Observer"

Fantastic. 

 

[Yimpa]

I am so enlightened that every time I walk into a room and turn on the lights, every single light bulb bows down to me, illuminating utmost praise and gleaming admiration to me. 

I love giving satsang to my dimwitted light bulbs. 

[thierry]

God is a scared little lonely boy locked in a room with only datura to eat.

[puporing]

3 minutes ago, thierry said:

God is a scared little lonely boy locked in a room with only datura to eat.

How blasphemous!

[thierry]

I’m so conscious my mood is the weather.

[Yimpa]

It’s never too late to become enlightened 

 

 

 

[mmKay]

Hot take: God is an Infinite Rubik's Cube.

Wait to experience Alien Rubik's Cube Consciousness

 

[Yimpa]

Joke from Gemini AI: 

Quote

A man walks into a library, approaches the librarian, and asks for books about paranoia.

The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"

 

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