Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Yimpa]

Ram Dass is more enlightened than a computer with da max RAM capacitiess

[Thought Art]

"Observe the Observer"

[Jannes]

31 minutes ago, Thought Art said:

"Observe the Observer"

Fantastic. 

 

[Yimpa]

I am so enlightened that every time I walk into a room and turn on the lights, every single light bulb bows down to me, illuminating utmost praise and gleaming admiration to me. 

I love giving satsang to my dimwitted light bulbs. 

[thierry]

God is a scared little lonely boy locked in a room with only datura to eat.

[puporing]

3 minutes ago, thierry said:

God is a scared little lonely boy locked in a room with only datura to eat.

How blasphemous!

[thierry]

I’m so conscious my mood is the weather.

[Yimpa]

It’s never too late to become enlightened 

 

 

 

[mmKay]

Hot take: God is an Infinite Rubik's Cube.

Wait to experience Alien Rubik's Cube Consciousness

 

[Yimpa]

Joke from Gemini AI: 

Quote

A man walks into a library, approaches the librarian, and asks for books about paranoia.

The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"

 

[koops]

[caspex]

 

[Yimpa]

“Why did the guru cross the road?
...To help someone else realize there was no road to cross.” -Gemini Advanced

 

[Yimpa]

On 3/5/2016 at 11:33 AM, cetus said:

 

 Dr. Leo Gura awakening Kermit to the truth of his existence..

 

[Yimpa]

Eat this to become enlightened.

 

 

Ta-Da!

[Yimpa]

On 3/4/2016 at 8:47 PM, Natasha said:

Disciple: Oh wise and all knowing one, take me to the realm of perfect peace.

Master: If I take you to the realm, it will no longer be peaceful.

Having a glimpse of pure bliss… then going back to the ego 🙀

https://youtu.be/HyJpF3wKHjg?si=ihQdM4ODSDdo43o7

[Null Simplex]

 

[mmKay]

 

[Emotionalmosquito]

He said unto thee “Stop hitting thyself! Stop hitting thyself!” But lo he could not. For the man was striking him using his own two hands.

- Dudemaneronomy 12:19

Edited March 17, 2024 by Emotionalmosquito

[TheSelf]

@Enlightened please enlighten @Unenlightened One so he could become @Enlightened 

@Enlighten Me this guy need help too! Lol