Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Whitney Edwards]

[Yimpa]

[Razard86]

Nothing ever matters. Nothing ever happens. Oh shoot gotta pay my bills!!!

[WeCome1]

The main difficulty with communicating the Alien Awakening:

Edited May 28, 2023 by WeCome1

[Yimpa]

Google Bard:

Why did the enlightened monk cross the road?

To get to the other side of the illusion.

 

Edited June 24, 2023 by Yimpa

[Yimpa]

Google Bard: 

Why did the Buddha cross the road?

To get to the other side of the illusion.

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Pfft, the Buddha still hasn’t learned that he himself is Absolute Illusion!

[Yimpa]

On 6/23/2023 at 10:18 PM, mmKay said:

 

 

[Leo Gura]

Why did the Buddha cross the road?

Because YOU'RE DREAMING!

[Whitney Edwards]

Why did Leo sit on a flower? 

Because Leo is a honey bee. 

[caspex]

[Intraplanetary]

[Intraplanetary]

 

Edited July 4, 2023 by Intraplanetary

[Juan]

On 7/1/2023 at 0:28 PM, Swarnim said:

Omg?

[caspex]

[EnIightenment]

[Yimpa]

 

“That was a monk who achieved the highest form of enlightenment. He returned to Monke.” @angeldelgado7120 

Edited July 9, 2023 by Yimpa

[lostingenosmaze]

[Yimpa]

[caspex]

[Dodo]

On 09/07/2023 at 9:07 AM, Yimpa said:

 

“That was a monk who achieved the highest form of enlightenment. He returned to Monke.” @angeldelgado7120 

That Monke really is the only one enlightened there - they still doing stuff to be more enlightened while Monke is just chopping wood and carrying water