Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Yimpa]

[Yimpa]

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Why did the enlightened Zen monk keep hitting his head against the wall?

Because he was going for a breakthrough.

- Google Bard

[Yimpa]

A forum post a day keeps your enlightenment a way.

[Applegarden8]

I am bullshit, life is bullshit, death is bullshit, God is bullshit, Leo is bullshit, mankind is bullshit and definitely people who dress their dogs are bullshit.

[Yimpa]

Bunny enlightenment CONFIRMED!

 

[koops]

[MuadDib]

If a beaver nom nom nom noms in the forest and nobody is around to see it, does it gain weight?
 

 

[Davino]

On 25/11/2023 at 8:46 PM, Yimpa said:

A forum post a day keeps your enlightenment a way.

this was so good, it took me by surprise

[Carl-Richard]

11 hours ago, Davino said:

this was so good, it took me by surprise

Unironically the truest post that has been written on this forum.

[tuku747]

[Yimpa]

[meta_male]

On 29.11.2023 at 11:54 AM, koops said:

 

Where's the gun?

[Dodo]

22 minutes ago, meta_male said:

Where's the gun?

Only in America

[LSD-Rumi]

2 hours ago, meta_male said:

Where's the gun?

Oh God 

[Devin]

The OG nonduality troll ikkyu15 made a short video recently after a 3 year hiatus, refreshing to see he's still calling out their bs. Read his video description, the comments are decent too.

 

 

Edited December 13, 2023 by Devin

[Yimpa]

[Thought Art]

[Yimpa]

Enlightenment matters*
 

*just not as much as actually being enlightened 

[nistake]

[Yimpa]

After enlightenment, your farts will still smell. The difference is that smelly fart will be all that is.