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By legalizing Cannabis and same-sex marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly


"A man who lays with another man should be stoned"


Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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On 16.8.2019. at 10:06 PM, peanutspathtotruth said:

Phahahha this guy... @Shin why did you do that, I'll never get this out of my mind

Hahaha 😂😂😂😂

I think It's cute. 😂 Our beloved Brown bear. 

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On 8/16/2019 at 10:53 AM, traveler said:

I had a full body massage yesterday with the intention of healing some energy blockages. It was wonderful, but halfway through I felt the blood starting to rush into my lil king down there, as she was touching some very sensitive areas. What I was unaware of was that a full body massage also includes the front. She asked me to lay on my back and I naturally got very aware of my wood down there, and that there was absolutely no way that she wouldn't notice. Throughout the rest of the session I could not think about anything else than getting rid of my wood, I tried all of the methods I've been using during self Inquiry "Who is the one having a boner," and " "surrender into the experience" etc. And all of this was of course resistance. It didn't go away throughout the rest of the session. 

Might not be an enlightenment joke, but it surely was an embarrassing/funny twist that initially was supposed to be something "spiritual." 

Funny story, thanks for the laugh xD

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On 16. 8. 2019 at 4:53 PM, traveler said:

"Who is the one having a boner," 

Dude, I would have bursted out laughing at that thought. Totally feel you.


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What is atheism?

A non-prophet organization.


Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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On 8/16/2019 at 7:53 AM, traveler said:

I had a full body massage yesterday with the intention of healing some energy blockages. It was wonderful, but halfway through I felt the blood starting to rush into my lil king down there, as she was touching some very sensitive areas. What I was unaware of was that a full body massage also includes the front. She asked me to lay on my back and I naturally got very aware of my wood down there, and that there was absolutely no way that she wouldn't notice. Throughout the rest of the session I could not think about anything else than getting rid of my wood, I tried all of the methods I've been using during self Inquiry "Who is the one having a boner," and " "surrender into the experience" etc. And all of this was of course resistance. It didn't go away throughout the rest of the session. 

Might not be an enlightenment joke, but it surely was an embarrassing/funny twist that initially was supposed to be something "spiritual." 

lmao this right here is a golden comedy bit


"Started from the bottom and I just realized I'm still there since the money and the fame is an illusion" -Drake doing self-inquiry

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2 hours ago, MsNobody said:

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Thanks for this one

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Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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@MsNobody 🙏🙏🙏


Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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when you do spiritual work and start to feel the ego backlash coming on... 


"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

 

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On 8/31/2019 at 0:01 AM, MsNobody said:

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Good one, very true 

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