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Enlightenment Jokes Here

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“Why did the guru cross the road?
...To help someone else realize there was no road to cross.” -Gemini Advanced

 

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On 3/5/2016 at 11:33 AM, cetus said:

 

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 Dr. Leo Gura awakening Kermit to the truth of his existence..

 

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Eat this to become enlightened.

 

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Ta-Da!

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On 3/4/2016 at 8:47 PM, Natasha said:

Disciple: Oh wise and all knowing one, take me to the realm of perfect peace.

Master: If I take you to the realm, it will no longer be peaceful.

:D


Having a glimpse of pure bliss… then going back to the ego 🙀

https://youtu.be/HyJpF3wKHjg?si=ihQdM4ODSDdo43o7

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reminder: My life's mission is to help men Completely Heal ALL their Ego Wounds, so they develop a Mature, Healthy, Strong and Integrated Self-Esteem & Ego.

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He said unto thee “Stop hitting thyself! Stop hitting thyself!” But lo he could not. For the man was striking him using his own two hands.

- Dudemaneronomy 12:19

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Guess what's the first thing you do after enlightenment?

You're right, make that damn "ask me anything" topic, you fucking instinctively will do it, no way enlightened dudes can resist it, you just gotta do it man lol

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9 hours ago, m0hsen said:

make that damn "ask me anything" topic

Ask me anythi…. Sike!.. you don’t exist!

 

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5 hours ago, nistake said:

What'd the bully say to the solipsist?

Stop hitting yourself.

ahhahahahhahahahah

 

This thread is the only worth thread in the spirituality subforum

God-Realize, this is First Business. Know that unless I live properly, this is not possible.

There is this body, I should know the requirements of my body. This is first duty.  We have obligations towards others, loved ones, family, society, etc. Without material wealth we cannot do these things, for that a professional duty.

There is Mind; mind is tricky. Its higher nature should be nurtured, then Mind becomes Wise, Virtuous and AWAKE. When all Duties are continuously fulfilled, then life becomes steady. In this steady life GOD is available; via 5-MeO-DMT, because The Sun shines through All: Living in Self-Love, Realizing I am Infinity & I am God

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Leo Gura: 

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Nobody here is AWAKE.


Claude 3 Opus:

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Welcome to the Annual Sleepwalkers' Convention! Where the only requirement for attendance is being unconscious.

 

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@TheSelf Not seen one in a while tho :x

 

"Say to the sheep in your secrecy when you intend to slaughter it, Today you are slaughtered and tomorrow I am.
Both of us will be consumed.

My blood and your blood, my suffering and yours is the essence that nourishes the tree of existence.'"

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On 2024-01-09 at 10:22 AM, Yimpa said:

 

 

This made me laugh when I saw this the first time. Now I laugh even more when it's related with Enlighment jokes.

Cheddar, Mozzarella, Feta, Gouda, Camembert, Parmesan.

Taking a 10 year break from posting.

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 This is just too good.

I don't know what I know, but I know that I know.

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God-Realize, this is First Business. Know that unless I live properly, this is not possible.

There is this body, I should know the requirements of my body. This is first duty.  We have obligations towards others, loved ones, family, society, etc. Without material wealth we cannot do these things, for that a professional duty.

There is Mind; mind is tricky. Its higher nature should be nurtured, then Mind becomes Wise, Virtuous and AWAKE. When all Duties are continuously fulfilled, then life becomes steady. In this steady life GOD is available; via 5-MeO-DMT, because The Sun shines through All: Living in Self-Love, Realizing I am Infinity & I am God

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The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth—it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true.

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