Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Jannes]

31 minutes ago, Thought Art said:

"Observe the Observer"

Fantastic. 

 

[Yimpa]

I am so enlightened that every time I walk into a room and turn on the lights, every single light bulb bows down to me, illuminating utmost praise and gleaming admiration to me. 

I love giving satsang to my dimwitted light bulbs. 

[thierry]

God is a scared little lonely boy locked in a room with only datura to eat.

[puporing]

3 minutes ago, thierry said:

God is a scared little lonely boy locked in a room with only datura to eat.

How blasphemous!

[thierry]

I’m so conscious my mood is the weather.

[Yimpa]

It’s never too late to become enlightened 

 

 

 

[mmKay]

Hot take: God is an Infinite Rubik's Cube.

Wait to experience Alien Rubik's Cube Consciousness

 

[Yimpa]

Joke from Gemini AI: 

Quote

A man walks into a library, approaches the librarian, and asks for books about paranoia.

The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"

 

[koops]

[caspex]

 

[Yimpa]

“Why did the guru cross the road?
...To help someone else realize there was no road to cross.” -Gemini Advanced

 

[Yimpa]

On 3/5/2016 at 11:33 AM, cetus said:

 

 Dr. Leo Gura awakening Kermit to the truth of his existence..

 

[Yimpa]

Eat this to become enlightened.

 

 

Ta-Da!

[Yimpa]

On 3/4/2016 at 8:47 PM, Natasha said:

Disciple: Oh wise and all knowing one, take me to the realm of perfect peace.

Master: If I take you to the realm, it will no longer be peaceful.

Having a glimpse of pure bliss… then going back to the ego 🙀

https://youtu.be/HyJpF3wKHjg?si=ihQdM4ODSDdo43o7

[Null Simplex]

 

[mmKay]

 

[Emotionalmosquito]

He said unto thee “Stop hitting thyself! Stop hitting thyself!” But lo he could not. For the man was striking him using his own two hands.

- Dudemaneronomy 12:19

Edited March 17, 2024 by Emotionalmosquito

[TheSelf]

@Enlightened please enlighten @Unenlightened One so he could become @Enlightened 

@Enlighten Me this guy need help too! Lol

[TheSelf]

Guess what's the first thing you do after enlightenment?

You're right, make that damn "ask me anything" topic, you fucking instinctively will do it, no way enlightened dudes can resist it, you just gotta do it man lol

Edited March 19, 2024 by m0hsen

[Yimpa]

9 hours ago, m0hsen said:

make that damn "ask me anything" topic

Ask me anythi…. Sike!.. you don’t exist!