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Enlightenment Jokes Here

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38 minutes ago, Yimpa said:

Google Bard helped come up with thisΒ xD

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Lol, this explains a lot.


"Say to the sheep in your secrecy when you intend to slaughter it, Today you are slaughtered and tomorrow I am.
Both of us will be consumed.

My blood and your blood, my suffering and yours is the essence that nourishes the tree of existence.'"

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43 minutes ago, Jehovah increases said:

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When you start doing shadow work.

Edited by LSD-Rumi

"Say to the sheep in your secrecy when you intend to slaughter it, Today you are slaughtered and tomorrow I am.
Both of us will be consumed.

My blood and your blood, my suffering and yours is the essence that nourishes the tree of existence.'"

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Little kid: Enlightened master
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Principal Skinner: World-class scientistΒ 

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Ego-death in a nutshellΒ 

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The truth is better than anything you canΒ imagine

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The sexiest enlightened master
You’ll be so enlightened that you’ll lose your mind!


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π΅π‘’π‘Žπ‘’π‘‘π‘¦ 𝑖𝑠 π‘Žπ‘™π‘™ π‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘œπ‘’π‘›π‘‘ πΌπ‘›π‘“π‘–π‘›π‘–π‘‘π‘¦Β π‘£²β‹†ο½‘Λš

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Why did the enlightened master cross the road?

To get him and his followers to the enlightened side.


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"The wise seek wisdom, a fool has found it."

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