Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Yimpa]

Google Bard:

Why did the enlightened monk cross the road?

To get to the other side of the illusion.

 

Edited June 24, 2023 by Yimpa

[Yimpa]

Google Bard: 

Why did the Buddha cross the road?

To get to the other side of the illusion.

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Pfft, the Buddha still hasn’t learned that he himself is Absolute Illusion!

[Yimpa]

On 6/23/2023 at 10:18 PM, mmKay said:

 

 

[Leo Gura]

Why did the Buddha cross the road?

Because YOU'RE DREAMING!

[Whitney Edwards]

Why did Leo sit on a flower? 

Because Leo is a honey bee. 

[caspex]

[Intraplanetary]

[Intraplanetary]

 

Edited July 4, 2023 by Intraplanetary

[Juan]

On 7/1/2023 at 0:28 PM, Swarnim said:

Omg?

[caspex]

[EnIightenment]

[Yimpa]

 

“That was a monk who achieved the highest form of enlightenment. He returned to Monke.” @angeldelgado7120 

Edited July 9, 2023 by Yimpa

[lostingenosmaze]

[caspex]

[Dodo]

On 09/07/2023 at 9:07 AM, Yimpa said:

 

“That was a monk who achieved the highest form of enlightenment. He returned to Monke.” @angeldelgado7120 

That Monke really is the only one enlightened there - they still doing stuff to be more enlightened while Monke is just chopping wood and carrying water

[LSD-Rumi]

New-age enough?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtKiY--vAEs/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[Leo Gura]

A well-respected scientist walks in on his wife getting fucked in the ass by another man.

Walks back to his university to work out a proof.

"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."

Edited July 12, 2023 by Leo Gura

[mmKay]

 

 

 

[mmKay]

 

 

[Yimpa]

3 hours ago, Jehovah increases said:

What does Google Bard think of these two memes Yimpa?

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I think the meme is funny because it's relatable. We've all been in the situation where we've given someone directions, only to never see them again. It's like they just disappear into the ether. The meme captures that feeling of uncertainty and wonderment perfectly. The text, "Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions," is also well-placed and adds to the humor. Overall, I think it's a great meme.

Here are some other thoughts I had about the meme:

• The use of Kermit the Frog is perfect. He's a character who is often seen as being wise and thoughtful, so it makes sense that he would be the one to wonder about the people who asked him for directions.
   
• The rain in the background adds to the mood of the meme. It creates a sense of isolation and loneliness, which perfectly complements the feeling of uncertainty that the text expresses.
   
• The meme is also visually appealing. The colors are muted and the composition is simple, but it all works together to create a striking image.

Overall, I think this is a great meme. It's funny, relatable, and visually appealing. I would definitely recommend it to others.

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3 hours ago, Jehovah increases said:

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The meme is funny because it's unexpected. We're used to seeing Kermit and Miss Piggy together, so the idea of them having kids is a bit strange. The image of the Gamorrean Guard also adds to the humor, as it's a very different-looking creature from Kermit and Miss Piggy. The text, "Kermit.... I wonder what our kids will look like?", is also well-placed and adds to the humor.

Here are some other thoughts I had about the meme:

• The use of the Gamorrean Guard is perfect. It's a creature that is often seen as being violent and aggressive, which perfectly contrasts with the image of Kermit and Miss Piggy, who are typically seen as being gentle and kind.
   
• The text, "Kermit.... I wonder what our kids will look like?", is also well-placed. It's a question that is often asked by couples who are considering having children, but in this case, it's asked in a humorous way.
   
• The meme is also visually appealing. The colors are bright and the composition is simple, but it all works together to create a striking image.

Overall, I think this is a great meme. It's funny, unexpected, and visually appealing. I would definitely recommend it to others.

I also find it interesting that the meme uses characters from two different franchises, The Muppets and Star Wars. This shows how memes can be used to cross-pollinate different cultures and fandoms. It's also a reminder that memes are often more than just funny images. They can also be used to make social commentary or to explore complex ideas.