Enlightenment Jokes Here

[nistake]

[VeganAwake]

A man has a conversation with God.

“God,” he asks, “how long is a million years, to You?”

“A million of your years is like one of My seconds”

“Ahh,” the man says. “And, God,” he asks, “how much is a million dollars, for You?”

“A million of your dollars is like one of My pennies.”

“Ahh,” the man says, and he thinks for a moment. “God, could I have one of Your pennies?”

”Sure, “ God replies. “Just a second.”

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[VerballyHazardous]

@VeganAwake

Took me a second to get it 

[SoonHei]

i am enlightened

[Dodo]

2 hours ago, nistake said:

lol

[Vipassana]

[Ananta]

Monkey mind

 

[SoonHei]

@Anna1 that last one

[Iiris]

 

[Bittu]

What did Leo do in Thailand?

Got trapped in a relationship

[VerballyHazardous]

@Bittu this one ? 

[abrakamowse]

On 5/2/2020 at 8:00 AM, Iiris said:

 

Awesome! 

[Bittu]

5 hours ago, VerballyHazardous said:

@Bittu this one ? 

Lol

[The observer]

[MsNobody]

[Ananta]

 

[Neuroknot]

Only enlightened people can understand this one:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[nistake]

 

Edited May 12, 2020 by nistake

[zeroISinfinity]

Pingu! 

Omg thanks for bringing memories back. 

Thanks @nistake . 

[SoonHei]