Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Yimpa]

There is no spoon... which is why Buddha launched EnlightenDash: "We don't deliver food, we deliver the realization that hunger is an illusion. Use code NIRVANA for free delivery on orders of emptiness over $25.”

Our drivers achieve enlightenment at every stoplight.

 

Edited April 3 by Yimpa

[Yimpa]

[koops]

[Salariatu]

Have you realized yet, that you are not human?

If you are still human, is just a belief of yours and any others in society.

[Yimpa]

 

[Yimpa]

I’ve never taken salvia before.

Or so I assume.

I am so open that I could be on salvia right now. 

That is how powerful Mind is capable of imagining.

I am 100% clear while being absolutely uncertain.

[koops]

[UnbornTao]

1 hour ago, koops said:

The ultimate enlightenment: 

[Yimpa]

20 hours ago, Leo Gura said:

 

[UnbornTao]

[Carl-Richard]

What time does a broken non-dual clock always show? One.

Edited July 13 by Carl-Richard

[Princess Arabia]

8 minutes ago, Carl-Richard said:

What time does a broken non-dual clock always show? One.

😏

[Jannes]

[Cheese]

How is Leo able to see the corruption in the world?

 

Leo is of Russian descent. Corruption is the Russian mentality. He is deconstructing his self. Thus he knows how corruption works.

Edited September 9 by Cheese

[Mellowmarsh]

[yetineti]

Enlightenment jokes? You wouldn’t get it.

[Mellowmarsh]

[Yimpa]

[UnbornTao]

[Dodo]

First rule of enlightenment club, you can't talk about enlightenment club

Joke 2: biggest possible insult in spiritual communities: "you're being so egoic right now" 

 

Edited October 6 by Dodo