Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Yimpa]

Why did the enlightened cross the road?

To get to absolutely NOWHERE!

[integration journey]

[Carl-Richard]

This weirdly reminded me of awakening/enlightenment 😂:

 

 

[Sempiternity]

4 hours ago, Carl-Richard said:

This weirdly reminded me of awakening/enlightenment 😂:

 

I highly suggest the 2022 film 'Glorious', staring J.K Simmons, where a man is trapped in a restroom, with a God he communicates with through the bathroom stall gloryhole. Sounds horrible, but not that bad of a film. 

[Yimpa]

Discovering God for the first time:

 

[Yimpa]

[integration journey]

53 minutes ago, Yimpa said:

Will I find this at target down the street or do I need to go to Walmart?

[integral]

[Yimpa]

There is no spoon... which is why Buddha launched EnlightenDash: "We don't deliver food, we deliver the realization that hunger is an illusion. Use code NIRVANA for free delivery on orders of emptiness over $25.”

Our drivers achieve enlightenment at every stoplight.

 

Edited April 3, 2025 by Yimpa

[Yimpa]

[koops]

[Salariatu]

Have you realized yet, that you are not human?

If you are still human, is just a belief of yours and any others in society.

[Yimpa]

 

[Yimpa]

I’ve never taken salvia before.

Or so I assume.

I am so open that I could be on salvia right now. 

That is how powerful Mind is capable of imagining.

I am 100% clear while being absolutely uncertain.

[koops]

[UnbornTao]

On 5/8/2025 at 9:17 PM, koops said:

The ultimate enlightenment: 

Edited February 22 by UnbornTao
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[Yimpa]

20 hours ago, Leo Gura said:

 

[UnbornTao]

[Carl-Richard]

What time does a broken non-dual clock always show? One.

Edited July 13, 2025 by Carl-Richard

[Princess Arabia]

8 minutes ago, Carl-Richard said:

What time does a broken non-dual clock always show? One.

😏