If You Could Talk To Any Person In History Who Would It Be?

[Yimpa]

John Swartzwelder, legendary Simpsons writer (and apparently a “recluse”). I’d like to ask him if he’s taken any psychedelics, because clearly his ability to write an insane amount of gold is not natural 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Swartzwelder

[StarStruck]

I would talk to Andrew fucking Tate 

[ZenSwift]

Wayne Dyer.

[How to be wise]

I want to understand his psychology, his motivations. However evil someone is, relatively speaking of course, they all have backstories. 

[Princess Arabia]

The biggest bum or loser there ever was or is. 

[Jannes]

There are many intelligent philosopher or other people with interesting perspectives that I would like to talk to. But given that I am intellectually and personally not yet grounded I think it would be overwhelming for me and I dont think I would take away as much. 

So right now my pick would be Jesus for the vibe or maybe Socrates for an interesting conversation. 

[Hojo]

@Princess Arabia https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/worlds-dirtiest-man-who-smoked-dung-and-ate-roadkill-dies-aged-94/

[Princess Arabia]

3 minutes ago, Hojo said:

@Princess Arabia https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/worlds-dirtiest-man-who-smoked-dung-and-ate-roadkill-dies-aged-94/

I would marry him as long as he didn't touch me. Just kidding, but he lived to 94 and died after he finally took a bath. Shocked his system and body, I guess.

[integral]

@Princess Arabia I think the soap killed him. 

[Princess Arabia]

2 hours ago, integral said:

@Princess Arabia I think the soap killed him. 

Lmao. Yeah all the toxic chemicals in the soap. At least his dirt was all natural?. That's funny.

Edited August 10, 2023 by Princess Arabia

[Yimpa]

18 hours ago, StarStruck said:

I would talk to Andrew fucking Tate 

Are those two people?!

[Yimpa]

14 hours ago, Hojo said:

@Princess Arabia https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/worlds-dirtiest-man-who-smoked-dung-and-ate-roadkill-dies-aged-94/

That’s a really impressive story; something I’d expect from The Onion.

He probably smelled like a thousand spoiled onions.

[Hojo]

@Yimpa a good story on just be what you are and don't conform to others as it could kill you

[Princess Arabia]

14 minutes ago, Yimpa said:

That’s a really impressive story; something I’d expect from The Onion.

He probably smelled like a thousand spoiled onions.

Anything but that, please. Actually smelling like garlic is even worse even tho I love it in food. 

[Schizophonia]

The famous Austrian painter 

[Sandhu]

Imran Khan 

[Ulax]

20 hours ago, StarStruck said:

I would talk to Andrew fucking Tate 

@StarStruck Cue him seducing you and turning you into one of his webcam girls 

[mmKay]

I just want to be in the reallity where Leo delivers his Highest Wisdom about the Nature of God while doing Charlie D'amelio Tok Tok dances

[integral]

On 8/10/2023 at 7:54 AM, Princess Arabia said:

Lmao. Yeah all the toxic chemicals in the soap. At least his dirt was all natural?. That's funny.

 

[ryandesreu]

@Mysterious Stranger Am I traveling back in time to them or are they coming to the now?

They would probably be just as interested to hear what I had to say because I'm from the future.

An Interstellar alien if they are considered human. Otherwise maybe Khufu, DaVinci, Jesus. Someone who still has great mystery left.