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Enlightenment Jokes Here

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The bf :«What feels best ? Love or hatred ?»

The gf : «Love ! Love ! Definitely love ! Me gusta ?»

The bf : «My mom is coming for dinner tonight»

The gf : «FUCK that BITCH I'm OUTTA here !»

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Spirituality is not the renunciation of life

It is the art of living fully

 

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On 4/27/2021 at 8:43 AM, tsuki said:

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That looks like something one might see during sleep-paralysis...


Reminder to give yourself a compliment! ❤️

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6 hours ago, Natasha said:

This dog has been trained to sniff out people who need to post more enlightened jokes here ;):D

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"Beyond fear, destiny awaits" - Dune

 

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Well...that koan is busted

 

 

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My Imagination is a Monastery and I am its Monk- John Keats

 Join me and SirVladimir for a collection of short stories, guided visualizations, and other forms of lucid/immersive daydreaming. MindVenture Facebook group  (this is not a meetup, merely a mutual interest in lucid daydreaming) 

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The forum those past few days :

 

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Spirituality is not the renunciation of life

It is the art of living fully

 

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Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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When you awaken and you try to go check your attachments.

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8 minutes ago, Snader said:

When you awaken and you try to go check your attachments.

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Hallelujah ? Then you check your reputation and nowhere to be found ?

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A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.

The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.

The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."

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The true heresy is hearsay.

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1 hour ago, Godhead said:

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Says the buddhist monk who has to do some evil shit to take the new leader seat.

KEKW


Spirituality is not the renunciation of life

It is the art of living fully

 

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Lol I wouldn't be surprised 

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psychedelics are good so we snort them, and their bad so we burn them

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