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Enlightenment Jokes Here

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'Reading a book is looking at a dead tree and hallucinating.'

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This thread is ok. But this is still the funniest thing on the internet:

 

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When you trying to escape the matrix but your mind is too good at creating believable illusions by pulling your ego strings 

 

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'When' 'you' 'are' 'into' 'non-duality' 'you' 'can' 'talk' 'like' 'this' 'and' 'it' 'still' 'makes' 'sense'. 

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@Swarnim 'nice' xD

18 hours ago, Swarnim said:

'When' 'you' 'are' 'into' 'non-duality' 'you' 'can' 'talk' 'like' 'this' 'and' 'it' 'still' 'makes' 'sense'. 

 


"I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people."

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Today my girlfriend's mum gave me a motorcycle ride in the morning.

She said: There is a big Ganesha temple on the left.

I said: Ganesha is an elephant, nah?

She said: It is God!

I said: Oh, okay, I get it. 

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Guys I think I found the answer to "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"


Reminder to give yourself a compliment! ❤️

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Before Enlightenment: Chopping wood, carrying water "Over this bullshit"

After Enlightenment: Chopping wood, carrying water "I can do this all day".

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 Being is nothing! Being is Everything! 

xD 

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On 27/07/2021 at 3:46 PM, nistake said:

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Spirit does not give a F*ck what your experiments show xD 

PS: Belief is pretty important bro... Really perhaps you dont know the power of collective belief in creating reality... For me it is true because I have seen things in direct experience which cannot be proven by science. Sorry bruh! I dont like that post at all! Science is about glorifying the physical and trying to explain everything on the level of physicality. Belief is the first step of moving away from physicality before Truth. Matter<Mind<Spirit.

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