Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Someone here]

 The only question an enlightened being can't answer.

 

Enlightened :  You don't exist outside of my consciousness. 

Materialist : You are wrong. You can't possibly know that.

Enlightened :Watch let me prove it to you... 

 Materialist :  Wait a minute why are you even talking to a figment of your consciousness? 

Enlightened :................. 

 

 

[Shin]

18 hours ago, Dodo said:

"When got out of prison they had someone for me to do, but I didnt because im not the doer"  lol

 

"You should have seen your sister in an ecstatic state of consciousness"

 

[Applegarden]

 

[Leo Gura]

Hey, what's so funny?

Oh, it's nothing.

[Shin]

 

When you see ...

Some of your old posts ...

 

[abrakamowse]

[Intraplanetary]

Just now, abrakamowse said:

that's gold!  

[Shin]

 

She can date THOUSANDS !!!

 

 

 

You're so cute

 

[Dodo]

On 20/10/2020 at 2:57 PM, nistake said:

 

 

Lol. You are the best. 

[LastThursday]

There's no "i" in "me".

Please, please, dear god never use that on this forum.

[Shin]

 

"Answer the question please."

"WHY ???!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THIS IS REAL !!!!!!"

"Do you want the 20$ ?"

 

[meow_meow]

[Shin]

3 minutes ago, meow_meow said:

 

[Godhead]

Cat spam

[meow_meow]

@Godhead a lot of cats, haha love em'.

 

[Willie]

1 hour ago, meow_meow said:

@Godhead a lot of cats, haha love em'.

 

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[Jaka Pirs Hanzic]

Self help advice:

 

”You gotta believe in yourself man!”

[Guest SirVladimir]

One from my workshop 

[Applegarden]

8 hours ago, meow_meow said:

Or to post AMA's with titles - "I am enlightened, ask me anything." And If you are opposed, then tell everything is one and they don't know any better so they can't deny that I am enlightened.

[seeking_brilliance]