Enlightenment Jokes Here

[zeroISinfinity]

On 16.8.2019. at 10:06 PM, peanutspathtotruth said:

Phahahha this guy... @Shin why did you do that, I'll never get this out of my mind

Hahaha ????

I think It's cute. ? Our beloved Brown bear. 

Edited August 18, 2019 by zeroISinfinity

[Natasha]

On 8/16/2019 at 10:53 AM, traveler said:

I had a full body massage yesterday with the intention of healing some energy blockages. It was wonderful, but halfway through I felt the blood starting to rush into my lil king down there, as she was touching some very sensitive areas. What I was unaware of was that a full body massage also includes the front. She asked me to lay on my back and I naturally got very aware of my wood down there, and that there was absolutely no way that she wouldn't notice. Throughout the rest of the session I could not think about anything else than getting rid of my wood, I tried all of the methods I've been using during self Inquiry "Who is the one having a boner," and " "surrender into the experience" etc. And all of this was of course resistance. It didn't go away throughout the rest of the session. 

Might not be an enlightenment joke, but it surely was an embarrassing/funny twist that initially was supposed to be something "spiritual." 

Funny story, thanks for the laugh 

[bejapuskas]

@traveler  Dude this happens to me too everytime I go to the orthodontics/dentist  Dentists shouldn't be so thicc

[Guest SirVladimir]

On 16. 8. 2019 at 4:53 PM, traveler said:

"Who is the one having a boner," 

Dude, I would have bursted out laughing at that thought. Totally feel you.

[abrakamowse]

What is atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

[TrynaBeTurquoise]

On 8/16/2019 at 7:53 AM, traveler said:

I had a full body massage yesterday with the intention of healing some energy blockages. It was wonderful, but halfway through I felt the blood starting to rush into my lil king down there, as she was touching some very sensitive areas. What I was unaware of was that a full body massage also includes the front. She asked me to lay on my back and I naturally got very aware of my wood down there, and that there was absolutely no way that she wouldn't notice. Throughout the rest of the session I could not think about anything else than getting rid of my wood, I tried all of the methods I've been using during self Inquiry "Who is the one having a boner," and " "surrender into the experience" etc. And all of this was of course resistance. It didn't go away throughout the rest of the session. 

Might not be an enlightenment joke, but it surely was an embarrassing/funny twist that initially was supposed to be something "spiritual." 

lmao this right here is a golden comedy bit

[MsNobody]

[abrakamowse]

2 hours ago, MsNobody said:

Thanks for this one

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[MsNobody]

@abrakamowse ??✨

So true!! 

My mind does that all the time ? 

[abrakamowse]

@MsNobody ???

[nistake]

[nistake]

[Rilles]

when you do spiritual work and start to feel the ego backlash coming on... 

[Martin123]

There is no S(h)elf

[MsNobody]

@nistake OMG ???

On 9/1/2019 at 4:05 AM, nistake said:

 

 

 

 

[nistake]

[fridjonk]

[Natasha]

On 8/31/2019 at 0:01 AM, MsNobody said:

 

Good one, very true 

[zeroISinfinity]

Enlightenment in nutshell. Start

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Edited September 8, 2019 by zeroISinfinity

[abrakamowse]

Ok, good one @zeroISinfinity this is the second part

more enlightenment