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Enlightenment Jokes Here

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1 hour ago, Loving Radiance said:

When the student is ready the teacher appears.

When the student is truly ready the teacher Disappears. xD

behind every joke there is some truth xD

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4 hours ago, The Buddha said:

Knock knock

.....................

Fuck, I'm knocking from inside

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Intrinsic joy is revealed in the marriage of meaning and being.

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Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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When Leo tries to point to the moon.


Dont look at me! Look inside!

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What does the Buddha order at the burger joint?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A nothing-burger.


You are God. You are Truth. You are Love. You are Infinity.

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some dad jokes for yall

 

What does an enlightened cow say?


MU

 

what kind of phone does the buddha have?


A no-selphone

 

what does the budda eat for breakfast?

An OMMMlet

 

What kind of headphones does the budda use?

Beats by Z.E.N


 

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3 minutes ago, mmKay said:

What does an enlightened cow say?






 

 

 

 



MU

What does an Unenlightened student say?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"But Leooooooo..."


Dont look at me! Look inside!

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3 hours ago, Leo Gura said:

What does the Buddha order at the burger joint?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A nothing-burger.

 

Edited by mmKay

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*How many enlightened beings are needed to change a lightbulb? 

*There is no lightbulb.

 

 

 

Sorry if this joke was already made. 

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One from the darker box of mine... :P

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@Jaka Pirs Hanzic xDxDxD

When are they doing a Non-Ego version? Lol...


Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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