Natasha

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On 6/18/2019 at 8:07 PM, Natasha said:

Some happy hippy music for you. They live, they laugh, they love 

@zeroISinfinity :D

This one is a great Pink Floyd cover

:D

 

 


The Matrix is everywhere, it is all around us, even now in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window, or you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

Morpheus (The Matrix)

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3 hours ago, abrakamowse said:

This one is a great Pink Floyd cover

:D

 

 

Haha Thanks for the laugh xD it's more like a redneck kind of music, though :P

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4 hours ago, Shaun said:

In the waking state, consciousness appears to limit itself into a world with concrete laws and clear distinctions between forms. In the dream state, consciousness has greater access to its infinite potential, relaxes its focus and as a result - distinctions between knower and known are less clear and the apparent laws of reality we are accustomed to break down. This video illustrates this perfectly.

 

Yep, good choice of vid to make your point :D

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3 hours ago, Natasha said:

Haha Thanks for the laugh xD it's more like a redneck kind of music, though :P

hahaha... really funny. That video become viral in South America, I think he's from Brazil hehehehe...


The Matrix is everywhere, it is all around us, even now in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window, or you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

Morpheus (The Matrix)

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2 minutes ago, abrakamowse said:

hahaha... really funny. That video become viral in South America, I think he's from Brazil hehehehe...

So now Brazil is known not only for its beautiful women, but for bad singers too 9_9xD

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@Natasha  They have pretty much everything there hahahaha... the good, the bad and the ugly

:P


The Matrix is everywhere, it is all around us, even now in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window, or you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

Morpheus (The Matrix)

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3 hours ago, Natasha said:

So now Brazil is known not only for its beautiful women, but for bad singers too 9_9xD

And women who don't shave like in the 40's.


If you want the moon, do not hide from the night
If you want a rose, do not run from the thorns
If you want love, do not hide from yourself

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6 hours ago, Shin said:

And women who don't shave like in the 40's.

The Brazil beauty industry is changing that now. Ever heard of Brazilian bikini waxing? 9_9 xD

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3 minutes ago, Natasha said:

The Brazil beauty industry is changing that now. Ever heard of Brazilian bikini waxing? 9_9 xD

Ok, but that's even worse then

It will be Thailand all over again

Nowhere is safe 😦


If you want the moon, do not hide from the night
If you want a rose, do not run from the thorns
If you want love, do not hide from yourself

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4 minutes ago, Shin said:

Ok, but that's even worse then

It will be Thailand all over again

Nowhere is safe 😦

Don't worry, not all women out there are crazy to follow these trends. Any body enhancement/procedure women put themselves through to appear more appealing screams insecurity. There was a study that concluded that marriages with women who use cosmetic procedures have higher divorce rate. Real women embrace their natural beauty and don't try to alter it in any way which allows them to age gracefully. It's all about healthy self-love at the end of the day :)

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2 hours ago, Rilles said:

When God gets reaaal bored

Maybe he saw God and he went crazy, poor bird.

:P


The Matrix is everywhere, it is all around us, even now in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window, or you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

Morpheus (The Matrix)

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Two Douche Bros are discussing what to do for the weekend. Douche Bro #1: 'Dude! Lets get wasted, get some chicks or play some video games. Douche Bro #2: " Whatever brah man, it's all the same". 

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Brah·man

/ˈbrämən/

In Hinduism, Brahman is the ultimate reality underlying all phenomena. Brahman is formless but is the birthplace of all forms in visible reality.

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20 minutes ago, Jed Vassallo said:

Two Douche Bros are discussing what to do for the weekend. Douche Bro #1: 'Dude! Lets get wasted, get some chicks or play some video games. Douche Bro #2: " Whatever brah man, it's all the same". 

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Brah·man

/ˈbrämən/

In Hinduism, Brahman is the ultimate reality underlying all phenomena. Brahman is formless but is the birthplace of all forms in visible reality.

Good one, brah man :PxD

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"There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so." Shakespeare

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11 hours ago, abrakamowse said:

Maybe he saw God and he went crazy, poor bird.

:P

God: They said I could become literally anything, so I became a construction birdo

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Running without a sense of self...☝️

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3 minutes ago, DrewNows said:

Running without a sense of self...☝️

People love it and it gets contagious. We need more no-selves out there, makes the world a happier place :D

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