Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Ananta]

@SoonHei  I'll try "not" to exist prior to paying. Lol

[SoonHei]

@Anna1 I'll be monitoring that closely

 

[Jacobsrw]

I found this dialogue pretty hysterical for characterising the novice minds conception of enlightenment 

[Ananta]

???

[Natasha]

On 5/19/2020 at 4:45 AM, Jacobsrw said:

I found this dialogue pretty hysterical for characterising the novice minds conception of enlightenment 

That was a brilliant analogy. Thanks for sharing 

[nistake]

Enlightenment in one picture:

[bejapuskas]

On 22. 5. 2020 at 1:14 AM, Anna1 said:

???

Finally someone pointed that out, credit to you xDD

[traveler]

[nistake]

@traveler "You reek of personhood"

Fuckin' A

[traveler]

4 minutes ago, nistake said:

@traveler "You reek of personhood"

Fuckin' A

The irony and lack of self awareness is truly astonishing.

Edited May 24, 2020 by traveler

[Nahm]

"Our enemies act without conscience, we must not.” - John McCain 

[zeroISinfinity]

On 23.5.2020. at 0:51 PM, nistake said:

Enlightenment in one picture:

Sorry man I do not see pingu anywhere?! 

[zeroISinfinity]

Ultimate Narc never forget and I have Infinite ❤️ so you are mine. 

Honestly how this can be maid? 

Edited May 26, 2020 by zeroISinfinity

[nistake]

[VerballyHazardous]

On 5/26/2020 at 6:37 PM, zeroISinfinity said:

 

Now that is a hot witch girlfriend.

[Ananta]

[nistake]

A funny story from an interview with Adyashanti:

One day, when I was thirty-three, something happened without any emotion, which, for me, was absolutely necessary: I heard the call of a bird outside, and a thought came up from my gut, not from my head: Who hears this sound? The next thing I knew, I was the bird, and I was the sound, and I was the person listening; I was everything. I thought, I’ll be damned. I had tasted this at twenty-five, but there had been so much energy and spiritual byproduct. This time I didn’t get elated. It was just factual. I got up and went into the kitchen to see if I was the stove, too. Yeah, I was the stove. Looking for something more mundane, I went into the bathroom. What do you know: I was the toilet, too.

Quite funny tbh

All jokes aside, this interview is really insightful. It cleared up a few things for me. You can read it here: https://www.thesunmagazine.org/issues/384/who-hears-this-sound

[Natasha]

On 6/4/2020 at 5:09 AM, nistake said:

I went into the bathroom. What do you know: I was the toilet, too.

It's ok to be the toilet, as long as you don't drink from it 

[abrakamowse]

On 6/7/2020 at 7:48 PM, Natasha said:

It's ok to be the toilet, as long as you don't drink from it 

@nistake

 

[bejapuskas]

@Natasha @abrakamowse