Natasha

Enlightenment Jokes Here

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Disciple: Oh wise and all knowing one, take me to the realm of perfect peace.

Master: If I take you to the realm, it will no longer be peaceful.

:D

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@Natasha Thanks. :) It's not mine though. A reporter tried telling this to the Dalai Lama when he was interviewing him, but the joke doesn't translate well because the Dalai Lama wasn't familiar with the phrase "make me one with everything" to indicate that they want everything on a hotdog . So, it ended up being really awkward. It was funny to watch though. 

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Interesting. English is my second language too, so I can see how Dalai Lama would have had hard time with that phrase.

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How many Enlightened does it take to change a light bulb?

(post your answer below)

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

..........


That’s when it started to get better for those folks. When they had the courage to say, "This is who I am even if you’ll crucify me for it." Some of those people lost jobs because they said that. Some lost family and friends. Some even lost their lives. But in saying that, they gained themselves.

Cheryl Strayed

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1 hour ago, jjer94 said:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

..........

Who's knocking ? 


Ayla,

www.aylabyingrid.com

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Enlightenment does not exist. It is just an idea created in your head. I'm joking! Ha. :)  Actually, I'm not... 

Edited by asgard94

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The difference between a sage and a worm ? :D 


Ayla,

www.aylabyingrid.com

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8 hours ago, Natasha said:

How many Enlightened does it take to change a light bulb?

(post your answer below)

It doesn't matter because both the enlightened person and the lightbulb are illusions of Maya.

Edited by Emerald Wilkins

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12 hours ago, Natasha said:

Disciple: Oh wise and all knowing one, take me to the realm of perfect peace.

Master: If I take you to the realm, it will no longer be peaceful.

:D

 

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 Dr. Leo Gura awakening Kermit to the truth of his existence..

Edited by cetus56

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