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Embarrasing Health Issues Megathread

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Was thinking of making this topic for a long time, but unironically I was too embarrassed to :$.

What are some of your embarrassing health issue you experience, or just weird things that your body does that you'd rather not happen (but it does anyway).

I'll start first: often times after I pee, I dribble myself, and I get a bit wet in my underwear. :(

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When I meditate, during yoga, pilates or when I sometimes just relax, I get spontaneous muscles twitches especially in the neck and jaw area. 

In the evening alone I can open up to it, jut sit and be still, and let the body do its thing. But in everyday life I need to hold a bit of tension in the body so people don't look at me weird

You can go for the "kundalini" and "spontaneous kriya", the spiritual stuff as explanation. But there is also normal physical life where it's simply strange, uncomfortable nervous system stuff and I rather not have it. 


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I'm super addicted to Nutella

My mind says no, but my body says yes everyday.

And then I go researching about subtle health issues like HM toxicity from accumulation over time. How laughable!

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9 hours ago, theleelajoker said:

When I meditate, during yoga, pilates or when I sometimes just relax, I get spontaneous muscles twitches especially in the neck and jaw area. 

In the evening alone I can open up to it, jut sit and be still, and let the body do its thing. But in everyday life I need to hold a bit of tension in the body so people don't look at me weird

You can go for the "kundalini" and "spontaneous kriya", the spiritual stuff as explanation. But there is also normal physical life where it's simply strange, uncomfortable nervous system stuff and I rather not have it. 

To me that just sounds like simple muscle tension. Like if I sit for long or don’t exercise I will feel more tense than if I move around. I also have issues with my spine which contributes. A life of bad posture could put our bodies in non optimal positions and cause us to be locked into un-alignment so when we sit still we don’t sit in the right way for example , or when we move in yoga etc we move in the wrong way 

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In the winter, no matter what - my nose runs. 

Picture perfect health. It's gonna run.

I am that heathen women blowing snot out onto the pavement.

Zero fucks. 

Because wiping my nose on a tissue just doesn't cut it for the stormwater drain that is my nose :P

 


Deal with the issue now, on your terms, in your control. Or the issue will deal with you, in ways you won't appreciate, and cannot control.

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I get a foot spasm when it gets cold.

1 hour ago, Natasha Tori Maru said:

In the winter, no matter what - my nose runs. 

@Natasha Tori Maru, haha, mine does too.

1 hour ago, Natasha Tori Maru said:

I am that heathen women blowing snot out onto the pavement.

Zero fucks. 

Because wiping my nose on a tissue just doesn't cut it for the stormwater drain that is my nose :P

I wouldn't dare. :D

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11 hours ago, Natasha Tori Maru said:

In the winter, no matter what - my nose runs. 

Picture perfect health. It's gonna run.

I am that heathen women blowing snot out onto the pavement.

Zero fucks. 

Because wiping my nose on a tissue just doesn't cut it for the stormwater drain that is my nose :P

 

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12 hours ago, Natasha Tori Maru said:

In the winter, no matter what - my nose runs. 

Picture perfect health. It's gonna run.

I am that heathen women blowing snot out onto the pavement.

Zero fucks. 

Because wiping my nose on a tissue just doesn't cut it for the stormwater drain that is my nose :P

 

+1 Lumberjack nose blowing is the only nose blowing.


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This thread is turning into some BDSM freak show. Runny snot on the sidewalk is sexy. Ok, lick it up and snort it back out @Schizophonia, you naughty boy you. I knew you were a freak. Hehe. 


What you know leaves what you don't know and what you don't know is all there is. 

 

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On 9/30/2025 at 3:38 AM, Yimpa said:

Y’all better behave without me! 

You all failed PASS!
 

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I don’t know if this qualifies, but my period has such heavy flows when I’m menstruating. Sometimes I feel like I’m about to pass out if I get up too quickly or if I forget to eat. 
it’s so embarrassing having a heavier flow. :,) I can’t even have regular menstrual products. It has to be heavy duty. 

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