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When the clerks at the grocery store didn't know where to put goods with hidden psychs in it when cops were around and you bought and ate it:

I'm not a swimmer you fucking idiots!!! I'm just bald!!! (c) Leo Gura

Here's my dick dancing and singing: Welcome to The Cock Divine Brotherhood.

Dead dick when you can't get him erect be like: Blind kitten in the realm of what the fuck (but also female periods):

I doubt that it's Prozac. I'm done after almost a year on full 30 mg dose of Mirtazapine and I haven't gained a single pound. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Although recent smoking cessation gave me 10 pounds in like 3 months even though I haven't started to eat more. Maybe it's Prozac, yeah. Who knows, who knows... Be well.

Love = Genius Good Night Sleep = Energy Your Mother = Excellent Woman Who is the genius? No idea bro. Who is the kengúru whisperer? Interesting question. Who is the most woke on the forum? Well, who knows... But once you've made the mistake of talking to him... ̶Y̶o̶u̶ ̶b̶e̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶b̶u̶y̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶i̶r̶ ̶d̶y̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶g̶r̶e̶y̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶d̶.̶ You better start laughing at yourselves. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ FOOOOOOOOOOLS!

It seems that they are fake, I have quite an experience in mixing music and it tells me that Avril is a dirty liar. You can listen here to what actual live singing sounds like. Notice how her voice fluctuates when she starts running all over the stage. You sing okay overall and it started well Avril, but then for some stupid reason you started selling me your pussy and everything got a bad wrap. You are an adult already, and yes, yes, if you are that kinky, go ahead and try to wrap me around your finger. ...BUT IT WILL PROBABLY SMELL LIKE SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, I nailed it, YouTube' advertisement matching algorithm also thinks that I'm a crazy bitch, not only me:

Hmm... She's already 35, does she qualify as MILF? If these videos are not fake it sound like she has excellent singing skills. I mean, I have only seen three people in mainstream pop that sing live well: Katy Perry, Lady Gaga and she. This altered vocal melody line in the chorus sounds somewhat Irish, or Scottish, dunno. It seems that she sacrifices dancing for the sake of singing. And that's a good decision. You are either a dancer or a singer. Not two at the same time. It's difficult to sing when you are dancing. I mean, if you want to dance - dance in someone's bedroom. I mean, someone's bedroom. I mean, I can feed you if you will get hungry and tired, sing a lullaby, you know... I mean, yes Avril, YES PLEASE, BECOME MY GIRLFRIEND! YES!

Damn, do I want this song as a ringtone or not? PROBABLY YES, BECAUSE I WHORE FOR ATTENTION AS MUCH AS I WANT BABY!

Nah, 7-10 km every second day and no speeding, fuck that shit, I'm not being late. It seems that jogging is such a my thing, people often just can't stand it, for me it's like going to spa, so relaxing.

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Shieeet... I want to jump off the bridge. I mean, I WANT TO JUMP OFF THE FUCKING BRIDGE! I had been riding my bicycle to work before and every damn morning I just looked down and wanted to jump, freefall is so seductive. They say it's over 15 meters, which means that my speed will be over 60 kilometers per hour on landing after around 2 seconds of freefall. The river is wide, I don't swim like a pro but I have a friend with a boat. I need to check the depth of the river, check if the bottom is clean and find a lower place to train my landing technique and estimate if 15+ meters is a good idea with as little experience as I have. I'm also guessing if it is good with the local society, I don't want to become a celebrity here, LOL. And I need to wait for the next summer to figure out all the details of that deliberately failed suicide.

AND HELL YEAH I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING PRINCESS HAHAHA Yeah, Trump's head looks like it's Hilary Clinton, but hey, 101% of excellence - 1 = 100%. SO DAMN GOOSEBUMPING!