Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Dodo]

 

When you get freaky with the girl next door but are also deep into your neti-neti practice 

[Flyboy]

In the halls of eternity, in one moment God itself asked the great question, "Who am I?"  It was thus that God awakened to the TRUTH, that it was in fact Chuck Norris.

[Natasha]

38 minutes ago, Flyboy said:

In the halls of eternity, in one moment God itself asked the great question, "Who am I?"  It was thus that God awakened to the TRUTH, that it was in fact Chuck Norris.

[nistake]

[Godhead]

[Godhead]

On 15.9.2020 at 4:20 PM, Dodo said:

 

When you get freaky with the girl next door but are also deep into your neti-neti practice 

I watched the vid trying really hard to figure out what's supposed to be spiritual about that.

Didn't read what you wrote below that ahahha. Great 

[Godhead]

[Intraplanetary]

[Dodo]

When you fight a Jnani on actualized.org forum (every other member) @AwakenedSoul444 To lighten things up

 

 

Edited September 25, 2020 by Dodo

[Dodo]

I recently came out to my parents as omnipresent.

They told me to leave the house, but I can't, since I am everywhere at once.

Please help. 

Edited September 26, 2020 by Dodo

[Willie]

3 hours ago, Dodo said:

I recently came out to my parents as omnipresent.

They told me to leave the house, but I can't, since I am everywhere at once.

Please help. 

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[tsuki]

Nothing matters things into existence.

[Godhead]

[Member]

On 9/26/2020 at 0:02 AM, Dodo said:

When you fight a Jnani on actualized.org forum (every other member) @AwakenedSoul444 To lighten things up

 

 

[Member]

 

Edited September 28, 2020 by Member

[Dodo]

5 hours ago, Member said:

 

Be yourself!

Unless you can be a Unicorn. 

Then be a Unicorn.

5 hours ago, Member said:

 

^ When you see yourself in everyone but your name is Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

 

Edited September 29, 2020 by Dodo

[Dodo]

When Ego comes back to fight but you enlightened AF

 

[Member]

46 minutes ago, Dodo said:

^ When you see yourself in everyone but your name is Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

[Proserpina]

I'm gonna post this here for fun: 

"I'm not so sure, it's too similar,  including the 'I fooled you' part."

[Proserpina]

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