Enlightenment Jokes Here

[bejapuskas]

2 hours ago, Key Elements said:

You could joke about it, but do you know what it actually means?

Not entirely, as I haven't experienced it.

[Shin]

 

I just can't be tired of it ...

 

 

[Preetom]

On 5/30/2019 at 11:41 PM, Key Elements said:

You could joke about it, but do you know what it actually means?

Could you explain what you understand as ridiing the ox back?

 

[Key Elements]

3 hours ago, Preetom said:

Could you explain what you understand as ridiing the ox back?

 

Yes. Transformation from the No-self to your ego, which is the body/mind/world. You will be No-self, then everythingness, then this singularity (aka, blackhole) that goes back to your ego.

[Key Elements]

On 5/29/2019 at 7:07 AM, abrakamowse said:

I don't see any hump in enlightenment. Where is the hump coming from?  Remember, anything ego is non-existent in enlightenment.

[zeroISinfinity]

1 hour ago, Key Elements said:

Yes. Transformation from the No-self to your ego, which is the body/mind/world. You will be No-self, then everythingness, then this singularity (aka, blackhole) that goes back to your ego.

Maybe it is No Self but for sure it is something. That is true whitehole. Ever wondered why in Universe there are no White holes. Because we are it. 

No Self indeed it is something. 

[Time Traveler]

Once it happened…Four men were walking in the forest. The first was a gnana yogi, the second was a bhakti yogi, the third was a karma yogi, and the fourth was a kriya yogi.
Usually, these four people can never be together. The gnana yogi has total disdain for every other type of yoga. His is the yoga of the intellect, and typically, an intellectual has complete disdain for everybody else, particularly these devotional types who look upward and chant God’s name all the time. They look like a bunch of idiots to him.
But a bhakti yogi, a devotee, thinks all this gnana, karma, and kriya yoga is a waste of time. He pities the others who don’t see that all you need to do is know that God exists, hold his hand, and walk in trust. All this mind-splitting philosophy, this bone-bending yoga is absurd to him.
Then there is the karma yogi, the man of action. He thinks all the other types are just plain lazy. Their lives are pure self-indulgence.
But the kriya yogi is the most disdainful of all. He laughs at everyone. Don’t they know that existence is just energy? If you don’t transform your energy, whether you long for God or for anything else, nothing is going to happen! There can be no transformation.
These four people customarily cannot get along. But today they happened to be walking together in the forest. Suddenly, a storm broke out. It grew fierce. The rain started pouring down relentlessly. Drenched to the skin, the four yogis started running, looking desperately for shelter.
The bhakti yogi, the devotion man, said, “There’s an ancient temple in this direction. Let’s go there.” (As a devotee, he was particularly familiar with the geography of temples.)
They ran in that direction. They came to an ancient temple; all the walls had crumbled long ago; just the roof and four columns remained. They rushed into the temple—not out of any love for God, but just to escape the rain.
There was a deity in the center. They ran toward it. The rain started lashing from every direction. There was no other place to go, so they moved closer and closer. Finally, there was no alternative. They just sat down and embraced the idol.
The moment these four people hugged the idol, suddenly God appeared.
In all their minds the same question arose: why now? They wondered, “We expounded so many subtle and arcane philosophies, worshipped at every possible sacred shrine, great and small, selflessly served so many people, did so much body-breaking penance, but you never showed up. Now when we’re just escaping the rain, you turn up. Why?”
God said, “At last you four idiots got together.”

From: Inner Engineering: A Yogi's Guide to Joy by Sadhguru

[Key Elements]

44 minutes ago, zeroISinfinity said:

Maybe it is No Self but for sure it is something. That is true whitehole. Ever wondered why in Universe there are no White holes. Because we are it. 

No Self indeed it is something. 

The "speed" causes it to be "white." I could definitely say there is No-self.

[zeroISinfinity]

Un@Key Elements

Unspeakable. Yes there is no self, self dies to it. 

What I thought of nothigness and what nothigness actually is. Mindblown. The Source, God

If somehow people have desire to know Truth, what is in their hearts this earth Will become True Heaven. 

?❤️

 

[Key Elements]

@zeroISinfinity yes, unspeakable, but it's ok to speak it, at least try. I keep saying here in this forum from time to time to do it in the life purpose in a cunning way, so that those who are ready to hear it will hear it. I do encourage being a pointer. The world, universe, and "you" are one. "You" fell into love as God (No-self/Nothingness) and from God. The latter is from the ego's perspective. That's why they call it to "fall in love." That is the purpose of life--the true mission is to love. It's the love that you give that counts.

(For me, I didn't "blow up." I say this because Leo said he "blew up/exploded." There wasn't any ego to begin with. It was only transformations, for me, from the No-self. No-self = no body or external environment. No suffering. Just peace.)

[Key Elements]

"A finger pointing at the moon is not the moon. The finger is needed to know where to look for the moon, but if you mistake the finger for the moon itself, you will never know the real moon."

[WHO IS]

Reincarnation is like running on a treadmill, "Yeah You are running... but You getting nowhere"

Edited June 4, 2019 by WHO IS

[zeroISinfinity]

@WHO IS Well you it is not meaningless. After you Will realize that you are creator of Reality this is why you are here. To create to love. Don't jump to conclusions early. 

With enlightenment you are basiclly returning back to Truth of who you really are to your True selfless nature. 

Funny how "stage blue and red" societies knew more about true nature of God then today society. 

Edited June 4, 2019 by zeroISinfinity

[WHO IS]

zeroISinfinity, If I am the creator of this reality I would not create incredibly cruel diseases, pain and other varied things which is the opposite of what love is. 

Would a mother asked, "Do You want your son to get cancer right now or at any point in time in the future?". What will She say? Of Course NO!

Now if God is the most loving, how could God create such things and make Minds suffer?  If God is all capable God can create a reality better than the reality we reside in now.

This is something we need to ponder upon. 

[zeroISinfinity]

@WHO IS Do your practises. Meditate self inquire etc. You can directly become  God in full mode. Not aware of, not concepts but you can get all your desired answers by becoming Truth fully.

Truth is not hidden from you, it is you all the time but price for it is ego death or end of your apparent human life during meditation or self inquiry or on 5 meo dmt Whatever. 

Lets say that you Will look at funerals with different eyes for example. 

Edited June 4, 2019 by zeroISinfinity

[ColdFacts]

 

 

Edited June 6, 2019 by ColdFacts

[Natasha]

@ColdFacts The Bee-ing hive 

[ColdFacts]

7 hours ago, Natasha said:

@ColdFacts The Bee-ing hive 

That's just perfect hahaah

[Key Elements]

What he said on the last line caught my attention.

[Shin]

 

Are you ok with me raping your granma ?

Some people like that some people don't !