I'm enlightened at getting laid. AMA anything

[Inliytened1]

4 minutes ago, Olaf said:

@Inliytened1 It got to happen this week, karma has to turn in my favor from all the bad stuff last week

We have all told.you that you can't enter in with such a mindset.  All of us  Do not enter that way.  Clear the mind.

Edited 2 hours ago by Inliytened1

[Olaf]

@Inliytened1 Yes I got to breathe in and breathe out, let it all go

[Inliytened1]

4 minutes ago, Olaf said:

@Inliytened1 Yes I got to breathe in and breathe out, let it all go

Me and my boy back in the day. He said.something that sticks with me to this day.  So his theory was to beat off prior to going on the date.  Or talking or whatever.  That way you weren't a drooling dog.

Edited 2 hours ago by Inliytened1

[meta_male]

1 hour ago, Inliytened1 said:

If you do not speak up I'm throwing you out on the simple grounds of being a man who failed to speak up when it mattered most. We wanted your point of view.  

I did speak up, I called the thread brainrot. If there’s an actual point underneath all that, make it without hiding behind shock value.

[Olaf]

@meta_male without the shock value, you wouldn't be here

[Inliytened1]

2 minutes ago, meta_male said:

I did speak up, I called the thread brainrot. If there’s an actual point underneath all that, make it without hiding behind shock value.

The point is to warm your bed. But you should already know that. 

Edited 1 hour ago by Inliytened1

[Inliytened1]

1 minute ago, Olaf said:

@meta_male without the shock value, you wouldn't be here

He's just a sourpuss. Maybe he needs the karma

 

[Schizophonia]

2 hours ago, Inliytened1 said:

Ok but eating pussy good is what is going to get you by even after you fucked it up beyond all measure.  Its the fail safe. Personally I love getting my face all sloppy.

The movement and the ioded taste are entertaining.

[Inliytened1]

35 minutes ago, Schizophonia said:

The movement and the ioded taste are entertaining.

Man.   We need fucking bibs. Boy did I get sloppy last night. 

[WonderSeeker]

America is a 3rd world country when it comes to dating.

Move to Asia or South America. Boom! Good times (and an STD or two) ahead!

[Inliytened1]

@Monster Energy what up Monster? Oh hell. @Sincerity blasted your ass and now you can't talk. 

Edited 26 minutes ago by Inliytened1

[WonderSeeker]

10 hours ago, Inliytened1 said:

1. Look in the mirror once, to ensure your hair is right and you didn't miss a spot shaving. 

2. Get to the ladies.  They aren't going to come to you most of the time.

3. Approach.  Have the balls to approach. It is half the battle.

4. Listen to @LordFall seminars 

5. FucK her like an absolute rabbit.

6. Eat her like you were devouring a pizza on your 8th day without food. 

7. Send her pink flowers 

Skip steps 1-4. Time is of the essence.

Step 5, but like a machine gun. 

Step 6, devour pizza off of her whole doing step 5.

Step 7, only if you wanna ring on it.

[Inliytened1]

13 minutes ago, WonderSeeker said:

Skip steps 1-4. Time is of the essence.

Step 5, but like a machine gun. 

Step 6, devour pizza off of her whole doing step 5.

Step 7, only if you wanna ring on it.

Step 7 is crucial even if the ring isn't going to come.  You've invested too much time in Step 6. You need a return card. Now..Hopefully Step. 7 isn't even needed.  That's why I call it a fail safe   But I really like your edit to step 6. I will consider incorporating it in.

 

Edited 11 minutes ago by Inliytened1

[Inliytened1]

@WonderSeeker shit. I think we got it down Boyz. 

Are we ready for battle?

 

[Inliytened1]

23 minutes ago, WonderSeeker said:

America is a 3rd world country when it comes to dating.

Move to Asia or South America. Boom! Good times (and an STD or two) ahead!

Yeah fuck that.  2 wives. A few STDs. Who cares. Life is good. Until it isn't. 

[Jirh]

What does the title even mean?

[Inliytened1]

Just now, Jirh said:

What does the title even mean?

It means I've banged more girls then you.  But I'm old. If you have more than 20 you can ignore the thread.