I'm enlightened at getting laid. AMA anything

[Inliytened1]

4 minutes ago, Natasha Tori Maru said:

Steps? Difficult? Asking open questions.

Flowers don't work on me. 

I bet they would.  After I made you cum step 7 is just a follow up

 

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[Inliytened1]

@Joshe where the fuck are you. Join in. 

[Inliytened1]

19 minutes ago, Natasha Tori Maru said:

Steps? Difficult? Asking open questions.

Flowers don't work on me. 

I'm sorry.  I think you just need a super nice guy with a monster slong. Sounds like you.  Well, lucky for you...

Edited 2 hours ago by Inliytened1

[Inliytened1]

38 minutes ago, Natasha Tori Maru said:

Steps? Difficult? Asking open questions.

Flowers don't work on me. 

I'm sorry that was wrong.  But it really does matter. Materials just do.  Whether it's a necklace or flowers.  It works.  And it works well

 

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[Natasha Tori Maru]

Right 

[Inliytened1]

9 minutes ago, Natasha Tori Maru said:

Right 

You're telling me that after a night full of orgasms if I followed it up with jewelery you wouldn't be flabergasted.

 

Edited 1 hour ago by Inliytened1

[Natasha Tori Maru]

6 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

You're telling me that after a night full of orgasms if I followed it up with jewelery you wouldn't be flabergasted.

 

I'd be pretty concerned at the speed and sense of urgency, within the context of not having known the man for long. Sounds like affection bombing with gestures. But it is heavily context dependant 

[Inliytened1]

5 minutes ago, Natasha Tori Maru said:

I'd be pretty concerned at the speed and sense of urgency, within the context of not having known the man for long. Sounds like affection bombing with gestures. But it is heavily context dependant 

I get it. Ok. I realized something about this whole experiment.

Every girl is different.  But Steps 1-6 I still feel are quite vital.  I mean at the of the day you guys need it just as much as we do.  

Edited 1 hour ago by Inliytened1

[CARDOZZO]

What do you do? 

Are you 100% direct? (Like: Hey, let's fuck, you're hot)

[Inliytened1]

3 minutes ago, CARDOZZO said:

What do you do? 

Are you 100% direct? (Like: Hey, let's fuck, you're hot)

No. I know @Miguel pushes that.  And at least he can correct me if I'm stepping out of line.  But no.  I don't believe you can be like that without scaring her off.  It's the soft touch. Like. I'll get to you later. But when you get to her you better get to her.  Like make her fucking scream.

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[Joshe]

Enlightened at getting laid = seeing getting laid is for the unenlightened. 😂

[Inliytened1]

1 minute ago, Joshe said:

Enlightened at getting laid = seeing getting laid is for the unenlightened. 😂

😀 now help me out and start giving these guys some advice.

[Natasha Tori Maru]

2 minutes ago, Joshe said:

Enlightened at getting laid = seeing getting laid is for the unenlightened. 😂

And then unlock "into eunuch mode" 

Not a welcome achievement 🤣

[Inliytened1]

Just now, Natasha Tori Maru said:

And then unlock "into eunuch mode" 

Not a welcome achievement 🤣

Don't be so nice to him he's had more pussy then you have had roosters.

[CARDOZZO]

I don't know. I just want a girlfriend who loves sex + likes to talk about different things.

[Inliytened1]

1 minute ago, CARDOZZO said:

I don't know. I just want a girlfriend who loves sex + likes to talk about different things.

I've had plenty. Blow jobs in the shower. Then when you find her don't fuck it up like I did.

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[Olaf]

@Inliytened1 of course I am here for the golden tips. How to do it in the public bathroom?

[Inliytened1]

3 minutes ago, Olaf said:

@Inliytened1 of course I am here for the golden tips. How to do it in the public bathroom?

That's the type of humor you are gonna need to pull a girl. But don't be so fucking nasty. 

Edited 1 hour ago by Inliytened1

[Joshe]

46 minutes ago, Olaf said:

@Inliytened1 How to do it in the public bathroom?

Rohypnol 😂

Edited 21 minutes ago by Joshe

[Joshe]

28 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

😀 now help me out and start giving these guys some advice.

The Tao that can be spoken is not the Tao. 😂 Holy shit I'm cracking up over here.

Edited 1 hour ago by Joshe