I'm enlightened at getting laid. AMA anything

[Inliytened1]

3 minutes ago, Joshe said:

The Tao that can be spoken is not the Tao. 😂 Holy shit I'm cracking up over here.

Fuxk the Tao. He ain't spoken to me not once when the holy grail is in front of me.  

Edited 56 minutes ago by Inliytened1

[Joshe]

28 minutes ago, Natasha Tori Maru said:

And then unlock "into eunuch mode" 

Please intervene if I ever mention wanting to chop my dick off. lol

[Inliytened1]

 

39 minutes ago, CARDOZZO said:

I don't know. I just want a girlfriend who loves sex + likes to talk about different things.

You want a hot witch girlfriend. 

@Olaf trade?  My witch is fucking crazy i wouldn't do that to.him.

Edited 46 minutes ago by Inliytened1

[Olaf]

@Inliytened1 my witch will kill him

[Natasha Tori Maru]

11 minutes ago, Joshe said:

Please intervene if I ever mention wanting to chop my dick off. lol

On it boss, I have an exceptional radar for dick chop 😭

Sometimes I wonder how I get to the point in conversation where phrases like this come up

[Inliytened1]

3 minutes ago, Olaf said:

@Inliytened1 my witch will kill him

 

He's fucked ..I'll toss him mine.  Shes outgoing, very friendly. Triple Ds.  You can fuck her tits and almost be as happy 

 

Edited 43 minutes ago by Inliytened1

[Natasha Tori Maru]

I feel like this forum needs a bolt on IRC or MSN Messenger section for users to shit talk. Then I remember I am a moderator and why would I want to do that to myself 

[Joshe]

2 minutes ago, Natasha Tori Maru said:

On it boss, I have an exceptional radar for dick chop 😭

Sometimes I wonder how I get to the point in conversation where phrases like this come up

lol, thank you! It's feel good to know someone is there, just in case. 

[Inliytened1]

1 minute ago, Joshe said:

lol, thank you! It's feel good to know someone is there, just in case. 

Stop talking sides with the enemy! 😀

[Olaf]

@Natasha Tori Maru I am sorry for traumatising you. This is what happens if you put guys together on one forum. 

[Joshe]

49 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

😀 now help me out and start giving these guys some advice.

There really isn't much to say aside from learn to be comfortable in your own skin and learn how to play with women. If all men came born with these things, pickup wouldn't exist and it would be seen as a neurotic strategy if it did. 

[Inliytened1]

6 minutes ago, Joshe said:

There really isn't much to say aside from learn to be comfortable in your own skin and learn how to play with women. If all men came born with these things, pickup wouldn't exist and it would be seen as a neurotic strategy if it did. 

No. There is a lot to say.  There's a lot to the game and we are gonna need your advice.  Now..I handed @CARDOZZO my hot witch.  But me and @Olaf only have so many to go around. And they're crazy broads we don't wanna push them on anyone.  So there's a lot to be had here 

 

Edited 30 minutes ago by Inliytened1

[Joshe]

19 minutes ago, Natasha Tori Maru said:

Sometimes I wonder how I get to the point in conversation where phrases like this come up

An expression of infinity 😂 Dick chop awareness is possible within infinity. 

Edited 24 minutes ago by Joshe

[Joshe]

5 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

No. There is a lot to say.  There's a lot to the game and we are gonna need your advice.  Now..I handed @CARDOZZO my hot witch.  But me and @Olaf only have so many to go around. And they're crazy broads we don't wanna push them on anyone.  So there's a lot to be had here 

Ok, so where do you want to take it? 

[Inliytened1]

4 minutes ago, Joshe said:

Ok, so where do you want to take it? 

I think @CARDOZZO PM me I'll give you her number. She loves to ride big cowboys.  But after that you're on your own.

Edited 21 minutes ago by Inliytened1