Ben Shapiro Goes Rap

[Bazooka Jesus]

You know you're living in the end times when Ben Shapiro starts rapping.

I think I'll buy an umbrella, just in case it starts raining frogs tomorrow.

 

 

Edited January 28 by Bazooka Jesus

[Insightful27]

What do you make of a conservative mind acting that way? This isn't true conservatism; he literally has face tats.

 

[Yimpa]

Cringe!

[Yimpa]

Next Actualized video should be Leo rapping about 5-MeO and calling out all nondual rats

[Buck Edwards]

Anything for Cringe! 

[Yimpa]

I need an Eminem diss rap featuring Joe Biden recorded whenever his presidency is over.

[Bazooka Jesus]

3 hours ago, Yimpa said:

I need an Eminem diss rap featuring Joe Biden recorded whenever his presidency is over.

"Look pal, don't start with that baloney

Imma chew and spit you out like an Italian macaroni

You're nutthin' but a phony, a swindler and a crony

I am square 'n' straight like a vanilla ice cube, homey

Stop that malarkey fool, you ain't that cool

I am old-school, dyed in the wool

Dementia makin' me stammer and drool

Been around since the cold War

Ancient like an old boar

Corporate donors havin' my back, you're an anarchist hack

Alright it's nine o'clock, time to hit the sack

Peace out, Jack."

🤟

 

 

Edited January 29 by Bazooka Jesus

[Danioover9000]

@Bazooka Jesus

On 2024-01-28 at 5:06 AM, Bazooka Jesus said:

You know you're living in the end times when Ben Shapiro starts rapping.

I think I'll buy an umbrella, just in case it starts raining frogs tomorrow.

 

 

   Oh, another Tom Macdonald song? About cancel this, woke shit, race baiting, white rap privilege? 

   Firstly, this white sun burned suburban perp, thinks he can go virtue signal you righties? While sporting fake dreads, fake tats and ta-ta? While relying on Nova Cain as your cane, dabbling on her aspirin baps, cuz your knee caps got capped? Damn, HE NEEDS MORE MILK LADS! To bad these baps belong to RA the rugged man. Better pay rental for her racks man hoe. 

   Secondly, lyrically you meek, genes weak, seems seams unfolding, protein degeneration unfolding, no wonder you got to lean on a cheesy bent chaperone, classy, this lady birdie , aphids she ate, lame blame fakery of this game I flame. Just saying, you combusted, stop fronting to rights when your left with lies, R.I.P guy, this liar lies. Flies carrion, carrying on, mating and laying eggs to maggots, to grow up into MAGA, weak tardy, hardly limerick worthy, cannot live up to Tom Hardy.

   

    

[Israfil]

This is so bad in so many different ways. I think listening to this entire song is impossible. 

[Juan]

He is just trying his best to integrate and embrace his spiral dynamic color red.  (What stage is even rapping? I guess it could be any color).

[Sincerity]

[Yimpa]

 

 

[Schizophonia]

The sound is good  (at least there is worst than that)

Coming from him it’s a priori far-fetched yes, but it’s not contradictory in itself.

Edited January 30 by Schizophonia

[Schizophonia]

On 29/01/2024 at 5:39 AM, Yimpa said:

Cringe!

 

On 29/01/2024 at 8:29 AM, Buck Edwards said:

Anything for Cringe! 

 

20 hours ago, Israfil said:

This is so bad in so many different ways. I think listening to this entire song is impossible. 

 

14 hours ago, Sincerity said:

You are just confronting your emotional castration, your lack of masculinity.

Possibly your need to look like someone more caricaturedly serious to hide the fact that you are factually less intellectual and developed than you would like.

Edited January 30 by Schizophonia

[Buck Edwards]

@Schizophonia I hereby declare there is no masculinity in me. 

 

I need to develop some. 

[Israfil]

On 30/01/2024 at 10:43 AM, Schizophonia said:

 

 

 

You are just confronting your emotional castration, your lack of masculinity.

Possibly your need to look like someone more caricaturedly serious to hide the fact that you are factually less intellectual and developed than you would like.

I just think the execution is poor. I listen to a lot of trollish or otherwise "bad" music. 

What cringes me is the lack of rhythm by Shapiro.

[DefinitelyNotARobot]

His raps triggered my fight and flight mode.

[Schizophonia]

2 hours ago, Israfil said:

I just think the execution is poor. I listen to a lot of trollish or otherwise "bad" music. 

What cringes me is the lack of rhythm by Shapiro.

But fundamentally it's not cringe, it's bad at worst.
“Cringe” is a subjective emotional reaction and projection of insecurity, literally your nervous system protecting itself from something.

[Schizophonia]

On 30/01/2024 at 2:47 PM, Buck Edwards said:

@Schizophonia I hereby declare there is no masculinity in me. 

 

I need to develop some. 

Of you are masculine, we instantly guess that you are a man by looking at your profile photo, the writing does not particularly betray a particularly "feminine" energy either.
What is masculinity other than having testicles, a penis and physical and mental signs of androgen exposure?

Edited January 31 by Schizophonia

[Buck Edwards]

3 minutes ago, Schizophonia said:

course if you are masculine, we instantly guess that you are a man by looking at your profile photo, the writing does not particularly betray a particularly "feminine" energy either.

How can masculinity be guessed? I didn't quite understand it.