Natasha

Enlightenment Jokes Here

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8 hours ago, Dodo said:

😂 😂 Quite accurate based on what I hear 

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There is a candle in your heart, ready to be kindled
There is a void in your soul, ready to be filled

You feel it, don't you ? - Rumi

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Finally! I got Enlightened! But, Leo...

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This episode of Seinfeld reminds me of trying to  see enlightenment but can't.   Go to 3:30

 

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Wrong topic, so I just leave this here:

 

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There is a candle in your heart, ready to be kindled
There is a void in your soul, ready to be filled

You feel it, don't you ? - Rumi

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45 minutes ago, Truth Seekah said:

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Because you already were even before you started? :))


Not Even One
The devil is in the detail

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  1. Only ONE path is true. Rest is noise
  2. God is beauty, rest is Ugly 

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The ego reaction after its first enlightenement experience

 

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There is a candle in your heart, ready to be kindled
There is a void in your soul, ready to be filled

You feel it, don't you ? - Rumi

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On 09/08/2017 at 3:41 PM, Dodo said:

Because you already were even before you started? :))

Or as Leo put it, "You are nothing, but as special something" :)

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If only ...

 

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There is a candle in your heart, ready to be kindled
There is a void in your soul, ready to be filled

You feel it, don't you ? - Rumi

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On 4/3/2016 at 2:34 PM, abrakamowse said:

Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they are the light bulb.

Very funny.

I heard a similar one about thirty years ago. It went something like this:

Q: How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, because illumination is a social construct.

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Kundalini awakening in a nutshell

 

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There is a candle in your heart, ready to be kindled
There is a void in your soul, ready to be filled

You feel it, don't you ? - Rumi

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Everyday after my consciousness routine

 

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There is a candle in your heart, ready to be kindled
There is a void in your soul, ready to be filled

You feel it, don't you ? - Rumi

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On 12/08/2017 at 10:55 PM, Shin said:

Everyday after my consciousness routine

 

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Who is 'you' and who is 'me'? 

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10 minutes ago, Natasha said:

Who is 'you' and who is 'me'? 

The same thing brother.


There is a candle in your heart, ready to be kindled
There is a void in your soul, ready to be filled

You feel it, don't you ? - Rumi

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2 hours ago, Shin said:

The same thing brother.

Indeed :)

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