Easiest "pick up" lines, share your own

[enchanted]

You: "Excuse me do you have the time?" 

Other person "1:00 p.m."

You: "I didn't really need the time I just thought you were cute and wanted to talk to you"

 

 

You: "hey how's your day going? any plans for the weekend?"

Other person: "no"

You: "that sounds boring, we should do something!"

 

 

 

[Leo Gura]

Don't ask questions, make statement.

"You remind me of a squirrel."

[Vido]

Great advice

[Miguel1]

1 hour ago, Leo Gura said:

Don't ask questions, make statement.

"You remind me of a squirrel."

And assumptions

”You seem like you are a squirrel”

[Hojo]

'Nice jugs'

[enchanted]

2 hours ago, Leo Gura said:

Don't ask questions, make statement.

"You remind me of a squirrel."

Whatever's works I guess. 

If someone has the confidence to say that and it works then that's great. 

[LifeEnjoyer]

Have we met before? I’m Owen.

[enchanted]

40 minutes ago, LifeEnjoyer said:

Have we met before? I’m Owen.

Perfect actually

[Schizophonia]

First I introduce myself, and once a bit of rapport has been established I start eventually joking.

[Ulax]

Sorry I'm late, traffic was awful

Daddy's home

Sorry no flirting with me please. I'm too tired

I saw you staring at my butt from across the room so i thought i'd come and say hello.

Hey, scuse me

Pleased to grace you with my presence

[Leo Gura]

Sorry I'm late, I just got out of prison. Have I missed anything important?

[AerisVahnEphelia]

18 minutes ago, Leo Gura said:

Sorry I'm late, I just got out of prison. Have I missed anything important?

HARD : “I just got a new nose, and now I’m mogging those subhumans. Wanna be with a real Chad with a perfect maxillary structure?”

 

[Leo Gura]

I am twice as beautiful as you.

[gettoefl]

Hello. Can you take my quick 3-question quiz.

1. Favorite country we are not currently in?

2. Favorite color that you prefer wearng?

3. Favorite famous person - dead or alive?

Those are interesting answers!

You earned a bonus question!

Let me have your number - so you can explain your answers?