"Why Calling Girls Mommy Is Actually Genius | Lecture by Professor Soup"

[Lucasxp64]

 

🥺 Yes mommy, I'm a good boy...

[Olaf]

@Lucasxp64 I rather make my girl call me daddy

[Lucasxp64]

2 minutes ago, Olaf said:

@Lucasxp64 I rather make my girl call me daddy

- You're such a good girl.

- 😇 Yeah, I'm such a good girl for you...

- Oh yeah baby? Do like when daddy calls you a good girl? 😜 Say "Yes daddy"

- 🥺 Yes daddy

Edited Tuesday at 04:37 PM by Lucasxp64

[something_else]

Daddy in a sexual context just makes me laugh. I can't take it seriously.

Calling a girl mommy as a joke is pretty funny though, I've done it.

[Olaf]

@something_else I had a girlfriend that loved calling me daddy then in an argument she yelled "you are not my dad!" hahaha that was hilarious thinking back at it. I was like, no shit, of course I am not your dad. 

[Lucasxp64]

8 hours ago, Olaf said:

@something_else I had a girlfriend that loved calling me daddy then in an argument she yelled "you are not my dad!" hahaha that was hilarious thinking back at it. I was like, no shit, of course I am not your dad. 

She had daddy issues, both of her dads. 😂

[Lucasxp64]

I told a girl that really liked me, and she said "But I'm younger than you, it doesn't make sense! I can call you daddy, but I find it a little weird."

Edited yesterday at 01:54 AM by Lucasxp64

[blankisomeone]

21 hours ago, Lucasxp64 said:

- You're such a good girl.

- 😇 Yeah, I'm such a good girl for you...

- Oh yeah baby? Do like when daddy calls you a good girl? 😜 Say "Yes daddy"

- 🥺 Yes daddy

Cringe bro 🤣 Felt physical pain reading this haha

(Oh this is my 1000th post 🎉🥳)

Edited 17 hours ago by blankisomeone

[Lucasxp64]

1 hour ago, blankisomeone said:

Cringe bro 🤣 Felt physical pain reading this haha

(Oh this is my 1000th post 🎉🥳)

Thank you for wasting your 1000th post on answering me! 😂

🍾🥂🎉

Edited 16 hours ago by Lucasxp64

[Emotionalmosquito]

That moment when you accidentally call the hot sophomore English teacher mom in front of the whole class and your entire face and neck area turns a shade of red so deep it would break the color spectrum if added. 💀 🔫 

[Natasha Tori Maru]

Gross. Not for me.

[Ulax]

I enjoy being called mommy

[BlessedLion]

15 hours ago, blankisomeone said:

Cringe bro 🤣 Felt physical pain reading this haha

(Oh this is my 1000th post 🎉🥳)

Likewise 

[pursuitofspirit]

I have a 41 year old MILF coming over this weekend. I've called her mommy a few times and she likes it.