give me your best opener

[Olaf]

@mmKay what voodoo magic have you done on her 

Edited Thursday at 07:04 PM by Olaf

[OBEler]

Best opener:

Hey, whats your name?

[Inliytened1]

5 hours ago, Olaf said:

@Inliytened1 It is sometimes hard to connect to stage orange girls for me. I naturally vibe more with like artistic girls. I saw a girl who was completly dressed with colourful clothes on and in my mind I thought like "she understands me" and I approached her and we were really on a more similar vibe, was also easy to close. With stage orange girls I don't know you have to have some luxury dickhead looking vibe to you and talk more like an asshole probably. Someone like Clav the looksmaxxer would do great as he is stupid, good looking, superficial and a dickhead and that is what resonates more with orange girls, superficical bullshit around status. 

Why do you think I do so well

Most of them haven't found this forum.

But seriously you're right.  I would love to meet a women who is bothered by the famous philosophical question. "Does a tree make a sound when it falls with no one around."

They just think it does. Lol.

@Leo Gura @Olaf hey there's a good opener!

Edited Thursday at 11:11 PM by Inliytened1

[Joseph Maynor]

On 10/1/2026 at 10:52 AM, Olaf said:

@Joseph Maynor I try to stay away from complimenting girls too much, if she has something colourful on, I will just say "that is the most colourful outfit I have seen all day" it isn't really a compliment altho you could interpret it that way, more like an easy observation to start the conversation from. 

Can you explain this more to me?  

[Mellowmarsh]

On 02/10/2026 at 0:08 AM, Inliytened1 said:

Does a tree make a sound when it falls with no one around."

They just think it does. Lol.

 

Or she might answer your question with another question, she might ask who is asking the question?

And how would you answer her question to your question, exactly? 

[Natasha Tori Maru]

"How YOU goin', cu**?" 

NB might be continent dependant 

[Mellowmarsh]

19 minutes ago, Natasha Tori Maru said:

"How YOU goin', cu**?" 

NB might be continent dependant 

😂 

I love watching the Australian MAFS  those Aussie’s are walking talking fireballs. So much more entertaining than the British MAFS