Enlightenment Jokes Here

[abrakamowse]

[abrakamowse]

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:-P

 

Edited January 13, 2017 by abrakamowse
I just realized that this joke was posted above Lol

[FirstglimpseOMG]

When the light bulb went **fizzz** up above I cracked up.

[FirstglimpseOMG]

...or whatever page I read that on, d'oh!

[Primeval]

[Primeval]

[Dodo]

On 05/01/2017 at 11:47 AM, Key Elements said:

One time after smoking weed alone in the park at night, i was contemplating if there is someone else seeing what is happening and judging- so i started talking at high voice to my "viewers" and said, to my viewers out there, if you are watching this, then you guya dont have a taste, isn't this boring to you? I never watch big brother for a reason!!! Stuff like that.

I was like, if you are gonna judge me, i am gona judge you for watching this crap

Edited January 12, 2017 by Dodoster

[Empty]

On being madly in love!!

 

[abrakamowse]

[Dodo]

Is it only me that thinks Conciousness sounds like the name of some really fine lady? Might name my kid that way if I have one

[jse]

1 hour ago, Dodoster said:

Is it only me that thinks Conciousness sounds like the name of some really fine lady? Might name my kid that way if I have one

I suspect Consciousness wears high heel shoes.

[Primeval]

Consciousness really elevates your spirits when you're around her. Much like Mother Nature. It's REAL Love!

[Arman]

4 hours ago, jse said:

I suspect Consciousness wears high heel shoes.

Well as Ram Das said, we're all God in drag.

Edited January 13, 2017 by Arman

[askdfjnak]

22 hours ago, Empty said:

On being madly in love!!

 

 

Welcome to the circus:

 

 

[FirstglimpseOMG]

Consciousness would be one of those babes that is ridiculously sexy because she doesn't know that she is.

[Primeval]

[Seraph]

 

[cetus]

There's something even stronger than 5meo that really sheds the ego. It's a little known substance called Anti-Matter.  1.85457 microns up each nostril and there is no head to unzipper.

Edited January 18, 2017 by cetus56

[askdfjnak]

When you're an advanced meditator and your girlfriend wants you to go on the "scary" ride with her:

(It's funny if you compare their faces throughout)
 

 

[abrakamowse]