Enlightenment Jokes Here

[zeroISinfinity]

3 minutes ago, abrakamowse said:

A Zen student went to a temple and asked how long it would take him to gain enlightenment if he joined the temple. 

"Ten years," said the Zen master. 

"Well, how about if I really work hard and double my effort?"

"Twenty years."

???

[abrakamowse]

@zeroISinfinity

[Rilles]

8 minutes ago, abrakamowse said:

A Zen student went to a temple and asked how long it would take him to gain enlightenment if he joined the temple. 

"Ten years," said the Zen master. 

"Well, how about if I really work hard and double my effort?"

"Twenty years."

case in point: be as lazy as you can when pursuing enlightenment

[abrakamowse]

4 minutes ago, Rilles said:

case in point: be as lazy as you can when pursuing enlightenment

hahaha... exactly

[abrakamowse]

A Zen master told me, “Do the opposite of what I tell you.” So I didn’t.

[Shin]

1 hour ago, Rilles said:

case in point: be as lazy as you can when pursuing enlightenment

I can tell you from experience ...

That doesn't work ...

?

[Rilles]

6 minutes ago, Shin said:

I can tell you from experience ...

That doesn't work ...

?

BUT LEO! theres nothing to do, youre already enlightened! ☝?

[zeroISinfinity]

10 minutes ago, Shin said:

I can tell you from experience ...

That doesn't work ...

?

Maybe because you do not really want this to work ?

[Shin]

2 minutes ago, zeroISinfinity said:

Maybe because you do not really want this to work ?

Of course I don't want to

It will kill me

[Rilles]

Just now, Shin said:

Of course I don't want to

It will kill me

But youve never died so how do you know thats something to fear? 

[Shin]

1 minute ago, Rilles said:

But youve never died so how do you know thats something to fear? 

[abrakamowse]

2 minutes ago, Shin said:

No!

[zeroISinfinity]

10 minutes ago, Shin said:

Of course I don't want to

It will kill me

What Will you kill is Just a concept something which was never really there. Hmm destroy ing something which doesn't even exist to get everything. Sounds like a good offer. ?

[abrakamowse]

[sgn]

looks at boobs... 

- Hey! I'm up here! 

- You sure about that? 

[abrakamowse]

1 hour ago, sgn said:

looks at boobs... 

- Hey! I'm up here! 

- You sure about that? 

[sgn]

@abrakamowse did u get it?

[abrakamowse]

Well I think so

That's what women always say when men go to the cleavage :-P

and the response is a non dual thingy

Or did I get it wrong?

Lol

[sgn]

@abrakamowse Yes, you got it right

[abrakamowse]

12 minutes ago, sgn said:

@abrakamowse Yes, you got it right

????