I want to have sex with a girl this week

[Inliytened1]

Just now, Olaf said:

@Inliytened1 I downloaded tinder, but literally got the worst matches, they say 80% of the woman are competing for the top 10% on tinder lol, maybe even in real life

Fuck tinder did you try the one @LordFall mentioned.  I am going to try that one.  Tinder was good back in the day. Bumble Is good - the girls contact you on that one.

[Miguel1]

If you were truly honest and non-manipulative, you would tell the girl straight up:

”You are hot, I want to have sex with you”.

But you are not going to do that cuz you are not honest, hence you have to play Games.

This thread is a bunch of mental masturbation. Focus on doing what I and Zenterus said, if you are serious. But you are not.

[Olaf]

@Inliytened1 this is why I do approaching, because dating apps are just bs, yes hinge is even worse

[Inliytened1]

2 minutes ago, Miguel1 said:

If you were truly honest and non-manipulative, you would tell the girl straight up:

”You are hot, I want to have sex with you”.

But you are not going to do that cuz you are not honest, hence you have to play Games.

This thread is a bunch of mental masturbation. Focus on doing what I and Zenterus said, if you are serious. But you are not.

What? Is that your opening line?

That will get you your right hand.  And she isn't going to use it for you. 

Come on.  Be realistic. 

[Inliytened1]

3 minutes ago, Olaf said:

@Inliytened1 this is why I do approaching, because dating apps are just bs, yes hinge is even worse

Yes.

Do you have a wingman for tonight ? For some reason girls don't like it when you're alone. More black magic.

Edited 2 hours ago by Inliytened1

[something_else]

2 minutes ago, Olaf said:

@Inliytened1 this is why I do approaching, because dating apps are just bs, yes hinge is even worse

They’re pretty great if you look at least decent and have good pics

[Olaf]

@Inliytened1 I probably can get a wingmen to join, but I feel he will ruin my set lol so I am gonna try to do it alone today and see how it goes

[Inliytened1]

1 minute ago, something_else said:

They’re pretty great if you look at least decent and have good pics

It"s better to meet them in person though.  If possible.  It's definitely better because women are so picky on the apps. But in person you are getting her raw.

Edited 2 hours ago by Inliytened1

[Inliytened1]

3 minutes ago, Olaf said:

@Inliytened1 I probably can get a wingmen to join, but I feel he will ruin my set lol so I am gonna try to do it alone today and see how it goes

Take the wingman but let him do his own thing.  I'm telling you it is way better.  The first thing they usually ask is who you are here with. And they like to hear you are here with a buddy.  

Edited 2 hours ago by Inliytened1

[Olaf]

@Inliytened1 I might ask my wingmen and tell him to not ruin it for me lol

[Inliytened1]

4 minutes ago, Olaf said:

@Inliytened1 I might ask my wingmen and tell him to not ruin it for me lol

Yeah. If he tries to cock block then he is a dick anyway and you need a new wingman.   When you get in there, scope it out.   Lubricate. With a drink.  Then scope it out.   Let him know right off who you are going to plan on approaching so that he doesn't step on your toes.  There is nothing worse than a wingman who moves in on the girl you had scoped out before you do.

Edited 2 hours ago by Inliytened1

[Olaf]

@something_else its more for good looking people, when I was younger it worked well, but my looks are not what they used to be

[Monster Energy]

@Olaf 

You’re not getting laid this week. I’d bet my entire fortune on it, because your name is an instant ick for a lot of girls. And I’m being nice by telling you this. I’m your best friend on here, whether you believe it or not.

 

[Monster Energy]

Just now, Olaf said:

@something_else its more for good looking people, when I was younger it worked well, but my looks are not what they used to be

You talk like you’re 59, but you’re not even 30.

 

[Olaf]

@Monster Energy yes my name is the real issue here

[Inliytened1]

2 minutes ago, Monster Energy said:

@Olaf 

You’re not getting laid this week. I’d bet my entire fortune on it, because your name is an instant ick for a lot of girls. And I’m being nice by telling you this. I’m your best friend on here, whether you believe it or not.

 

You're an ick away from being out of here.  That's a screen name. I suggest you back off.

Edited 2 hours ago by Inliytened1

[Olaf]

@Inliytened1 not a dick, more like unaware of what the fuck to do, but I can´t blame him too much I don´t know what the fuck I am doing half of the time

[Monster Energy]

Just now, Olaf said:

@Monster Energy yes my name is the real issue here

Small things matter to girls, but your horny ass can’t see that.

 

[Monster Energy]

Just now, Inliytened1 said:

Your an ick away from being out of here.  That's a screen name. I suggest you back off.

I like cornflakes 

[Olaf]

@Monster Energy maybe I should call myself monster energy