I want to have sex with a girl this week

[Inliytened1]

1 minute ago, Monster Energy said:

I like cornflakes 

Leave him alone he's working this shit. I'm gonna coach him. 

[Monster Energy]

Just now, Olaf said:

@Monster Energy maybe I should call myself monster energy

“Olaf the Simp” actually suits you perfectly.

 

[Inliytened1]

1 minute ago, Olaf said:

@Monster Energy maybe I should call myself monster energy

I wouldn't do that.   He jerks off every 30 minutes.  

Edited 49 minutes ago by Inliytened1

[Olaf]

@Monster Energy I will take it

[Monster Energy]

Just now, Inliytened1 said:

Leave him alone he's working this shit. I'm gonna coach him. 

Teach him well, because the girls are going to lie to Olaf.

 

[Inliytened1]

2 minutes ago, Monster Energy said:

Teach him well, because the girls are going to lie to Olaf.

 

Yeah? How many do you have on the scoreboard.

[Olaf]

@Inliytened1 so what will be your plan for tonight? I am thinking of going 1 or 2 clubs or just do street game

[Inliytened1]

1 minute ago, Olaf said:

@Inliytened1 so what will be your plan for tonight? I am thinking of going 1 or 2 clubs or just do street game

They don't have many clubs by me so I hit the bars with the live bands.  

[Olaf]

@Inliytened1 yes bars might be better then clubs, at clubs sometimes the music is too loud and not many quiet places

[Monster Energy]

4 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

Yeah? How many do you have on the scoreboard.

I lost count 

[Inliytened1]

Just now, Monster Energy said:

I lost count 

Zero is infinity

[Monster Energy]

Just now, Inliytened1 said:

Zero is infinity

Infinity is Zero 

[Olaf]

you guys stop fighting, lets get to business

[Inliytened1]

1 minute ago, Olaf said:

@Inliytened1 yes bars might be better then clubs, at clubs sometimes the music is too loud and not many quiet places

Yeah.  Its honestly a numbers game.  You can go out ten times and maybe once or twice  you'll hit. So don't go with expectations.  But go.  Having a buddy. And I don't know what this is about. But girls love it.  If you're alone they automatically look down on you..unless they themselves are alone.  Which does happen.   So have the buddy.  Then.  Get a few drinks in you. And make the move. The best is if they are already sitting next to you at the bar and laughing.  That's when it gets so easy.  If you have to walk across the room it becomes much harder.  Especially if shes with a friend at a table and you approach.  So try to catch her without her friends.

[Monster Energy]

1 minute ago, Olaf said:

you guys stop fighting, lets get to business

We’ve tried to help you, and you’ve dismissed all of it. But that’s fine. When you don’t get laid this week, you’ll probably sit there thinking, “Maybe I should’ve listened to that annoying Monster Energy guy. He was right.”

Unfortunately, by then you’ll be too emotionally destroyed by a 4/10 girl to actually change anything.

 

[Inliytened1]

Just now, Monster Energy said:

We’ve tried to help you, and you’ve dismissed all of it. But that’s fine. When you don’t get laid this week, you’ll probably sit there thinking, “Maybe I should’ve listened to that annoying Monster Energy guy. He was right.”

Unfortunately, by then you’ll be too emotionally destroyed by a 4/10 girl to actually change anything.

 

I don't know what you did in the past but tonight is a new night.  

[Olaf]

@Inliytened1 yes her friends will be the biggest issue, I have had girls interested in me and then her friend cockblocking me and dragging her away

Edited 30 minutes ago by Olaf

[Monster Energy]

Let me make this painfully simple for you.

Too nice and desperate? No sex.

Nice, but not desperate? Now we’re getting somewhere.

Talk too feminine? No sex.

Some feminine, some masculine? Congratulations, you’ve discovered balance.

You’re welcome. I just saved you years of confusion.

 

[Inliytened1]

1 minute ago, Olaf said:

@Inliytened1 yes her friends will be the biggest issue, I have had girls interested in me and then her friend cockblocking me and dragging her away

Yeah its an issue. But it can be overcome.  That's where the wingman comes in.

[Monster Energy]

2 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

I don't know what you did in the past but tonight is a new night.  

You don’t wanna know