bryan johnson looks like a drug addict

[Sugarcoat]

I imagine Bryan Johnson saying 

“yea guys so the reason Katie’s vaginal microbiome results were so perfect, is that when I gave her oral  I transferred it to her
 

So in my next version of blueprint, 100 women will be the lucky ones chosen for my exclusive “Bryan Johnson probiotic boost private session” “ 

 

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 don’t mind me . 

Edited 9 hours ago by Sugarcoat

[Carl-Richard]

6 hours ago, Sugarcoat said:

So in my next version of blueprint, 100 women will be the lucky ones chosen for my exclusive “Bryan Johnson probiotic boost private session” “

This made me visualize a GIF that probably doesn't exist where a person gets like a violent shiver or spasm undulating through their body from cringing so hard and the image is glitching and flashing profusely.

Edited 2 hours ago by Carl-Richard

[Sugarcoat]

1 hour ago, Carl-Richard said:

This made me visualize a GIF that probably doesn't exist where a person gets like a violent shiver or spasm undulating through their body from cringing so hard and the image is glitching and flashing profusely.

”violet shiver” that’s some crown chakra shit 😅

Wait do you mean it’s cringe that I made such a joke or that it would be cringe if Bryan said what I said? I am truth seeker I need to know 

I was prepared for such reaction🫡 As a moderator feel free to delete if it’s too much 

Edited 54 minutes ago by Sugarcoat