🚨 SOLIPSISM GLITCH?! My Lady Wasn’t a Virgin! 💥

[MoonLanding]

Hold up… If I’m the only Being in existence, the one infinite I AM, then riddle me this:

 

WHO. TF. BANGED HER BEFORE ME? 🤯💀

 

Be honest.

Was it me?

Some past-life version of me?

An NPC running on backstory.exe?

Did I, the All-Powerful Dreamer, consciously program my girl with a recycled body count just to humble myself? 😭

 

I mean seriously:

What kind of dream writes the Dreamer as the third wheel in his own fantasy?

You telling me I manifested her…

…pre-looted?

 

If this is my universe, then why am I not first in line for… well, anything?!

Why am I still in line?! 😤

Why does her ex still exist in her memories — without my permission?!

 

 

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Now I’m spiraling:

 

Did I accidentally dream a reality that gaslights me?

 

Am I into self-inflicted emotional cucking?

 

Or is this a divine kink I haven’t awakened to yet?

 

 

And if everything is me…

…does that mean I’ve been smashing myself in third person this whole time? 😳

 

 

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Y’all don’t see the bug??

Solipsism was sounding cute until my girl said,

“Oh yeah, I used to date this guy named Marcus.”

…WHO TF IS MARCUS?!

I don’t recall coding Marcus.

I don’t remember giving him my place in the timeline.

 

So is Marcus real?

Or just trauma I scripted to add flavor to the illusion?

 

Either way — I demand a refund from God…

…oh wait. That’s me too. 😐

 

 

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Final thought:

If Solipsism is true…

...why does it feel like I'm living in someone else's dream?

And why does she remember more than I do?

 

Go ahead. Break me. Enlighten me.

Or tell me I am Marcus.

 

[Hojo]

Its just a made up thing to get you to react and non existent.

[Mellowmarsh]

1 hour ago, MoonLanding said:

WHO. TF. BANGED HER BEFORE ME? 🤯💀

No one banged her, not even you.

Every one is no one.

[Yeah Yeah]

I love this

[Yeah Yeah]

Man I love this so raw and honest, damn dude I'm with you bro but keep in mind you don't exist but you're reflecting my confusion also 

[Yeah Yeah]

Yeah dude I'm the third wheel all my life bro never even had a girlfriend because I know she is lying about the body count - she reduces the number, it's probably more than just one ex. I don't trust women, I'll die a virgin single

[aurum]

@MoonLanding 

Yup.

You are dreaming your girlfriend and all her ex boyfriends.

You don’t remember doing it because you’re doing it right now! The dream is always in the present. Any past you are thinking of is being imagined right now.

Edited September 12 by aurum

[Someone here]

So we're officially in insane asylum? 

This entire thread is one big WTF.

[Yeah Yeah]

@aurum so why can't he suddenly practise imaging his girlfriend being a virgin again so that's how it then is ... Are you saying that is possible, I doubt it, even if it were and she suddenly changed her mind like oh I'm a virgin I mean is she then telling the truth or lying, and you call her out as a liar then dreaming her to be hiding something and then suddenly she admits she isn't a virgin incall bs man

[UnbornTao]

Don't just adopt a cosmology. Tell the truth, particularly to yourself, about your experience just as it is. First, you've got to find out what the truth of experience - and you - is. 

Edited September 12 by UnbornTao

[Carl-Richard]

Shut up, you have no experience. NPC speaking to me, pfffft.

[Eskilon]

5 minutes ago, Carl-Richard said:

Shut up, you have no experience. NPC speaking to me, pfffft.

False. You are the NPC, and I am the dreamer. 

[Carl-Richard]

5 minutes ago, Eskilon said:

False. You are the NPC, and I am the dreamer. 

 

[Eskilon]

3 minutes ago, Carl-Richard said:

9 minutes ago, Eskilon said:

False. You are the NPC, and I am the dreamer. 

 

[Carl-Richard]

27 minutes ago, Eskilon said:

God created The Architect, but who created God? 🤔 Checkmate theists, I'm an edgy atheist now.

[aurum]

4 hours ago, Yeah Yeah said:

@aurum so why can't he suddenly practise imaging his girlfriend being a virgin again so that's how it then is ... Are you saying that is possible doubt it, 

It's possible from the perspective of infinite consciousness. But pragmatically you wouldn't know how to do that.

The dream just dreams. The ego is not in control.

[Yeah Yeah]

@aurum in my shrolinger's cat of a woman's past they're all whores and if they say virgin I naturally dream they're lying 

[aurum]

59 minutes ago, Yeah Yeah said:

@aurum in my shrolinger's cat of a woman's past they're all whores and if they say virgin I naturally dream they're lying 

Be careful you don't dream yourself as a misogynist. 

 

[Yeah Yeah]

@aurum too bad I'm a misogynist and proud of it - I'd die for my beliefs like a honey badger fights larger and more dangerous beasts. Dreaming of misogyny is actually wonderland same with racism like if I admit I'm a racist life brightens and lightens ... Jokes ... Jokes ... Dark humour ... 

[Willie]

Yup, this is why God realization is called an awakening.