Police Cam Mega-Thread

[Jodistrict]

The nightmare scenario is taking too much psychedelics, calling 911, and having the police be your facilitators.   

[Leo Gura]

@ZenSwift

"But I didn't do nuffin!" -- while commiting a crime

"I'm not resisting!" -- while resisting

"But I gotta go pick up my kids!"

"But I got kids!"

"Don't touch me!"

"But my house is just around the corner."

"I don't got no ID."

"I can't breathe!" -- while screaming

"Just 1 or 2 drinks." -- while shitfaced

"I don't remember my social security number."

"My car smells like weed??" -- while smoking weed

"I'm not driving, I'm traveling!"

Edited 2 hours ago by Leo Gura

[Inliytened1]

The channel Reelz is great for these if you guys like watching this stuff.  They have On Patrol live (formerly Live PD)..

But if you get pulled over don't get out of the car.  Dont say anything unless you have to.  Don't take a breathalyzer or a field sobriety test.  Just lawyer up.   You have the right to remain silent.  Anything can be used against you in a court of law.  Heed those!

Edited 2 hours ago by Inliytened1

[integration journey]

49 minutes ago, Jodistrict said:

The nightmare scenario is taking too much psychedelics, calling 911, and having the police be your facilitators.   

Worst trip ever but I bet it happened 

[Inliytened1]

3 minutes ago, integration journey said:

Worst trip ever but I bet it happened 

I"ve heard stories where guys were so high on meth they hallucinate an entire scenario where the cops come to arrest them and the whole deal only to find they had been imagining the entire incident.  That would be a mindfuck.

Edited 2 hours ago by Inliytened1

[ZenSwift]

1 hour ago, Leo Gura said:

@ZenSwift

"But I didn't do nuffin!" -- while commiting a crime

"I'm not resisting!" -- while resisting

"But I gotta go pick up my kids!"

"But I got kids!"

"Don't touch me!"

"But my house is just around the corner."

"I don't got no ID."

"I can't breathe!" -- while screaming

"Just 1 or 2 drinks." -- while shitfaced

"I don't remember my social security number."

"My car smells like weed??" -- while smoking weed

"I'm not driving, I'm traveling!"

Made me smile

[Terell Kirby]

just when you thought you finally understood what a brat was ...

 

Edited 1 hour ago by Terell Kirby

[ZenSwift]

@Terell Kirby this man's expression says it all 

[Terell Kirby]

This one's wild: