(not) getting laid

[Peter Miklis]

I don't like where this is goin'. Too much sausages, not enough openings?

[Hulia]

@Preety_India You know, Ivan looks too good. It would frighten me off. You just see that appearance matters for him. This type of men did always frightened me. Like I am afraid to hold on with them. I never invested too much time in my appearance. And than you have this perfectly looking guy on your side. It feels like I need urgently to go to beauty salon or something. And it´s too stressing for me.

[Zeroguy]

1 minute ago, Peter Miklis said:

I don't like where this is goin'. Too much sausages, not enough openings?

Hit Dating and Relationships section for that.

[Zeroguy]

2 minutes ago, Hulia said:

@Preety_India You know, Ivan looks too good. It would frighten me off. You just see that appearance matters for him. This type of men did always frightened me. Like I am afraid to hold on with them. I never invested too much time in my appearance. And than you have this perfectly looking guy on your side. It feels like I need urgently to go to beauty salon or something. And it´s too stressing for me.

I don't look good?

You will change hair colour for me you bet you will now.

It's not stress it is laziness.

[Hulia]

1 minute ago, Preety_India said:

Some of these are attractive as hell lol, not gonna deny. Don't know if you find similar in Germany. Only if I didn't wear a chastity belt..then I would want all. But one in particular.

 

 

There is a Porsche factory close to where I live, The rumours are, they are all the assholed there. No, don´t like Porsche. Too pretentious. And the guys who drive them too.

@Zeroguy BMW is better. But please not too big - not good for environment.

[Preety_India]

1 minute ago, Hulia said:

There is a Porsche factory close to where I live, The rumours are, they are all the assholed there. No, don´t like Porsche. Too pretentious. And the guys who drive them too.

@Zeroguy BMW is better. But please not too big - not good for environment.

In the garden of Eden, assholes were promised Porsches. 73 Porsches precisely.???

[Zeroguy]

1 minute ago, Hulia said:

There is a Porsche factory close to where I live, The rumours are, they are all the assholed there. No, don´t like Porsche. Too pretentious. And the guys who drive them too.

@Zeroguy BMW is better. But please not too big - not good for environment.

You still insist on yellow t-shirt,right?Oh c'mon.

[Hulia]

4 minutes ago, Zeroguy said:

I don't look good?

You will change hair colour for me you bet you will now.

It's not stress it is laziness.

I would rather do gardening. May I?

[Preety_India]

Maybe bright parrot t shirt.

[Zeroguy]

1 minute ago, Hulia said:

I would rather do gardening. May I?

Yeah go there,not a problem.

Schneider has a wife you say?

[Peter Miklis]

@Hulia @Zeroguy Buy some proper bicycles for them lazy asses. If you can't cycle your way to work, it's not a job worth having.

[Zeroguy]

1 minute ago, Peter Miklis said:

@Hulia @Zeroguy Buy some proper bicycles for them lazy asses. If you can't cycle your way to work, it's not a job worth having.

Trust me what she envisioned is way worse.Runaway when you still can.

[Preety_India]

Buy a canoe

[Hulia]

1 minute ago, Peter Miklis said:

@Hulia @Zeroguy Buy some proper bicycles for them lazy asses. If you can't cycle your way to work, it's not a job worth having.

This is what I´m keeping telling him. But the proud serb wants a helicopter instead.

I guess, he need a Porsche not for work but for seducing my neighbor´s wife, who is blonde.

[Preety_India]

@Hulia more random than proud.

 

[Zeroguy]

2 minutes ago, Hulia said:

This is what I´m keeping telling him. But the proud serb wants a helicopter instead.

 

1 minute ago, Preety_India said:

@Hulia more random than proud.

 

2 minutes ago, Hulia said:

I guess, he need a Porsche not for work but for seducing my neighbor´s wife, who is blonde.

Forever lucky.Yes!

[Peter Miklis]

@Hulia Maybe he can spray a Porsche logo on his bike? that way, he can still have his prestige

[Hulia]

2 minutes ago, Preety_India said:

@Hulia more random than proud.

 

What shall I do with his blondomania? It´s disturbing.

[Zeroguy]

1 minute ago, Peter Miklis said:

@Hulia Maybe he can spray a Porsche logo on his bike? that way, he can still have his prestige

Hey!

That's her idea not mine.

[Zeroguy]

2 minutes ago, Hulia said:

What shall I do with his blondomania? It´s disturbing.

It's more disturbing that you don't need my penis.

We will talk in 4 eyes.

 

Edited July 31, 2021 by Zeroguy