Enlightenment Jokes Here

[Rilles]

 

18 minutes ago, Shin said:

That's what he meant, but he has not the balls to be as direct/assholish as me ?

  I want to argue sometimes when I get triggered but I just dont have the time, if I start a war on this forum my whole day of productivity will be gone like a fart in the wind. Better to just leave it. 

Edited May 23, 2019 by Rilles

[Natasha]

23 minutes ago, Rilles said:

 

  I want to argue sometimes when I get triggered but I just dont have the time, if I start a war on this forum my whole day of productivity will be gone like a fart in the wind. Better to just leave it. 

Yep, choose your battles wisely

Edited May 23, 2019 by Natasha

[Shin]

4 minutes ago, Rilles said:

 

  I want to argue sometimes when I get triggered but I just dont have the time, if I start a war on this forum my whole day of productivity will be gone like a fart in the wind. Better to just leave it. 

The WHOLE day ?!

Gotta meditate more ?

[Rilles]

Just now, Shin said:

The WHOLE day ?!

Gotta meditate more ?

Well when you argue with Maynor he always writes essays so you need to write atleast a novel back. 

[abrakamowse]

2 minutes ago, Rilles said:

Well when you argue with Maynor he always writes essays so you need to write at least a novel back. 

[Shin]

12 minutes ago, Rilles said:

Well when you argue with Maynor he always writes essays so you need to write atleast a novel back. 

Because you read what he says ?

[Rilles]

2 minutes ago, Shin said:

Because you read what he says ?

I skim... the first couple of sentences... 

[Natasha]

29 minutes ago, abrakamowse said:

Flame wars on actualized.org forum!!!!

[abrakamowse]

We need to create a "chat" thread Lol

[Natasha]

22 minutes ago, Rilles said:

when you argue with Maynor he always writes essays

He missed his calling for sure

[Natasha]

2 minutes ago, abrakamowse said:

We need to create a "chat" thread Lol

Abra, great idea... call it 'Zen chat'?

[Shin]

5 minutes ago, abrakamowse said:

We need to create a "chat" thread Lol

I don't think Leo would agree to that.

It would be too much of a distraction, and I kinda agree with that.

If you really like someone you can talk to him in private.

[Natasha]

1 minute ago, Shin said:

I don't think Leo would agree to that.

It would be too much of a distraction, and I kinda agree with that.

If you really like someone you can talk to him in private.

You might be right. Leo already said 'nuf silliness

[abrakamowse]

 

11 minutes ago, Shin said:

I don't think Leo would agree to that.

It would be too much of a distraction, and I kinda agree with that.

If you really like someone you can talk to him in private.

5 minutes ago, Natasha said:

You might be right. Leo already said 'nuf silliness

Ok, so we continue here Lol!

[Shin]

5 minutes ago, abrakamowse said:

 

Ok, so we continue here Lol!

I think he will give us warnings if we abuse it too much here

[abrakamowse]

9 minutes ago, Shin said:

I think he will give us warnings if we abuse it too much here

[Shin]

4 minutes ago, abrakamowse said:

There is the journals though, some of them are spammed and it looks like it's ok, for now at least.

[bejapuskas]

*A zen master and his monks are sitting at a breakfast table and arguing about God*

 

Monk 1: You guys still don't know, what is the Absolute Truth, why are you arguing about it?!

Monk 2: Huh, you still live in the duality of dual and non-dual, ....right? ?

Monk 3: Contact me, after you've experienced riding the Ox backwards...

Master: Just saying guys, you have really good plums here.

[Natasha]

6 minutes ago, bejapuskas said:

*A zen master and his monks are sitting at a breakfast table and arguing about God*

 

Monk 1: You guys still don't know, what is the Absolute Truth, why are you arguing about it?!

Monk 2: Huh, you still live in the duality of dual and non-dual, ....right? ?

Monk 3: Contact me, after you've experienced riding the Ox backwards...

Master: Just saying guys, you have really good plums here.

Haha good one

[abrakamowse]

A Zen student went to a temple and asked how long it would take him to gain enlightenment if he joined the temple. 

"Ten years," said the Zen master. 

"Well, how about if I really work hard and double my effort?"

"Twenty years."