give me your best opener

[Inliytened1]

7 minutes ago, Leo Gura said:

Be careful. Do not do it on insecure girls.

How r u supposed to know that lol

[Olaf]

@Inliytened1 I am gonna try it on a 10 or 9

[Zenterus]

"Oh.. you're definitely a red flag!"

[Leo Gura]

"Don't worry, it's all just a dream." As you escalate hard physically.

Is a great one.

Edited 2 hours ago by Leo Gura

[Olaf]

@Zenterus

[Zenterus]

Just now, Leo Gura said:

"Don't worry, it's all just a dream."

Literally. 

[Olaf]

@Leo Gura that is the most spiritual playboy thing I have heard, besides the "magic penis, fucking you to enlightenment" thing

[Leo Gura]

5 minutes ago, Olaf said:

"magic penis, fucking you to enlightenment"

That is too cringe to ever say.

[Miguel1]

1 hour ago, Leo Gura said:

"Don't worry, it's all just a dream." As you escalate hard physically.

Is a great one.

I love how this is just metaphysically truth as well 

[Olaf]

an opener I came up with in the moment "you are my midget bestie"

Edited 14 minutes ago by Olaf

[Inliytened1]

2 hours ago, Leo Gura said:

"Don't worry, it's all just a dream." As you escalate hard physically.

Is a great one.

Maybe...but wait for the second or third date to talk about idealism.  Its a turn off for most women to suggest reality isn't made of atoms.  They could get weirded out.

Edited 6 minutes ago by Inliytened1

[Olaf]

@Inliytened1 depends who it is, in Bentinho's case they truely believed his sex was healing them.