I want to have sex with a girl this week

[yetineti]

@Inliytened1
 

I am really enjoying the subtle differences in your communication style here.

btw… I know I’m more ‘white-knighty’ than most here… but pro tip:

I work maintenance for different nursing homes. All of my coworkers are CNAs and hot nurses. The older women are constantly trying to set me up and tell me which girls are already into me.

I’m only interested in reality and understanding, though 😩. Who’s gonna fuck all of these girls?! 😂

Edited 2 hours ago by yetineti

[LordFall]

12 minutes ago, yetineti said:

@Inliytened1
 

I am really enjoying the subtle differences in your communication style here.

btw… I know I’m more ‘white-knighty’ than most here… but pro tip:

I work maintenance for different nursing homes. All of my coworkers are CNAs and hot nurses. The older women are constantly trying to set me up and tell me which girls are already into me.

I’m only interested in reality and understanding, though 😩. Who’s gonna fuck all of these girls?! 😂

Aren't nursing homes the biggest hookup central in society?

Hookup our boy with some 70-90 year old gals and let's get this challenge done. There's only 4 days left.

Betty and Gertrude can make your afternoon an adventure you'll remember for the rest of your life with the weekend left to spare @Olaf

[yetineti]

6 minutes ago, LordFall said:

Aren't nursing homes the biggest hookup central in society?

Pretty much lol.

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Hookup our boy with some 70-90 year old gals and let's get this challenge done. There's only 4 days left.

Variety of ages. Medical personnel on site. Come on down!

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Betty and Gertrude can make your afternoon an adventure you'll remember for the rest of your life with the weekend left to spare @Olaf

@Olaf You can have the ones I don’t want lmao. Shirley might be 94 but there’s a reason I have a four foot rule with her.

Edited 1 hour ago by yetineti

[LordFall]

An 80-year-old FWB is the move. She can teach him vintage tricks from the '80s that modern girls have never seen. Soon enough, all his college FWBs will be raving about his bedroom prowess.

Betty can be our secret, Olaf—a magician never reveals his tricks.

Go get 'em, cowboy!

Edited 1 hour ago by LordFall

[yetineti]

Knitted bondage.

(Sorry 😂 for this thought)

Edited 1 hour ago by yetineti

[yetineti]

4 minutes ago, LordFall said:

An 80-year-old FWB is the move. She can teach him vintage tricks from the '80s that modern girls have never seen. Soon enough, all his college FWBs will be raving about his bedroom prowess.

Betty can be your little secret, Olaf—a magician never reveals his tricks.

Go get 'em, cowboy!

Man, I hadn’t even thought of any vintage tricks. I might have to work late tonight.

[Olaf]

@LordFall you guys freaky

[Olaf]

@Inliytened1 I am a numbers guy

[LordFall]

21 minutes ago, Olaf said:

@LordFall you guys freaky

Did you hop on dating apps? Obv the nursing home is somewhat a joke, not fully I am legitimately considering working as a male escort for women as a side gig, I did offer you a solid way to get laid this week though.

I do get the appeal of chest-beating to motivate yourself but I mean it's also a lesson in self-awareness and peeling back the layers of our psychology. Do you know how many times people have asked me for advice on both pickup and business and I give them the exact thing they should do and then they don't do it and go back to avoidance? I would say 80% of the times. 

It happens to me too all the time. Avoidance is a basic mechanism of the human mind but it's worth serious introspection to avoid deluding oneself for extended periods of time. 

Edited 1 hour ago by LordFall

[Olaf]

@LordFall Yes I had a match with an 8 then she unmatched me

[LordFall]

Yeah that makes sense. To get 1 date usually you need at least 10-20 matches due to ghosting and flakes.

That's why using boosts on these apps is important, you're paying them to send women your way. When I was using it a lot one boost would get me around 10 matches. I would boost twice to get a date, back then boosts were cheaper so each boost was like $2 so $4 a date plus about $10 in drinks to get laid. I did it like 10 times over a summer.

Compare that to prowling the streets for hours without getting many results, that's why I warned you against cold approach a couple of months ago. It's fine as an exercise once in a while but basing your dating strategy off of it is foolish. 

Edited 48 minutes ago by LordFall

[Ulax]

3 hours ago, Majed said:

@Olaf 

For pick up you have to go to the best clubs if not the best club in your city, of course with a dancefloor. It doesn't work in any club. 

Love but that is cope bro

[Ulax]

58 minutes ago, yetineti said:

Knitted bondage.

(Sorry 😂 for this thought)

😂

[LordFall]

The top clubs are best for volume to practice cold approaching repetition but when you're intermediate and advanced you can go to more niche venues that you like more and do just fine. 

I'm a nerd so I really like anime conventions, I met my first girlfriend at CalgaryExpo. 

When I release my game and 50 women come to my booth dressed wearing cosplays of my characters then my world conquest will have passed stage 2 and will not ready for the much more fun stage 3. 

[Ulax]

4 minutes ago, LordFall said:

Yeah that makes sense. To get 1 date usually you need at least 10-20 matches due to ghosting and flakes.

That's why using boosts on these apps is important, you're paying them to send women your way. When I was using it a lot one boost would get me around 10 matches. I would boost twice to get a date, back then boosts were cheaper so each boost was like $2 so $4 a date plus about $10 in drinks to get laid. I did it like 10 times over a summer.

Compare that to prowling the streets for hours without getting many results, that's why I warned you against cold approach a couple of months ago. It's fine as an exercise once in a while but basing your dating strategy off of it is foolish. 

I'm borderline retarded when it comes to online game. I have to go through abu Graib level trauma every time I get a date

[Majed]

5 minutes ago, Ulax said:

Love but that is cope bro

No, that's just reality. You can't get dozens of approaches in whatever club. You need the best ones. 

[Ulax]

4 minutes ago, Majed said:

No, that's just reality. You can't get dozens of approaches in whatever club. You need the best ones. 

I see what you mean actually.

[Inliytened1]

1 hour ago, yetineti said:

@Inliytened1
 

I am really enjoying the subtle differences in your communication style here.

btw… I know I’m more ‘white-knighty’ than most here… but pro tip:

I work maintenance for different nursing homes. All of my coworkers are CNAs and hot nurses. The older women are constantly trying to set me up and tell me which girls are already into me.

I’m only interested in reality and understanding, though 😩. Who’s gonna fuck all of these girls?! 😂

You liked the bar coaching. Not bad right?  😀 

The question is not who. It's when.  You're up to the plate. 

Edited 22 minutes ago by Inliytened1

[Inliytened1]

@LordFall welcome back to the frey 

[Inliytened1]

We got the whole team here now.  We got @LordFall and we got @Monster Energy.  We better get laid.  And tonight. 

Edited 14 minutes ago by Inliytened1