I want to have sex with a girl this week

[yetineti]

@Inliytened1
 

I am really enjoying the subtle differences in your communication style here.

btw… I know I’m more ‘white-knighty’ than most here… but pro tip:

I work maintenance for different nursing homes. All of my coworkers are CNAs and hot nurses. The older women are constantly trying to set me up and tell me which girls are already into me.

I’m only interested in reality and understanding, though 😩. Who’s gonna fuck all of these girls?! 😂

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[LordFall]

12 minutes ago, yetineti said:

@Inliytened1
 

I am really enjoying the subtle differences in your communication style here.

btw… I know I’m more ‘white-knighty’ than most here… but pro tip:

I work maintenance for different nursing homes. All of my coworkers are CNAs and hot nurses. The older women are constantly trying to set me up and tell me which girls are already into me.

I’m only interested in reality and understanding, though 😩. Who’s gonna fuck all of these girls?! 😂

Aren't nursing homes the biggest hookup central in society?

Hookup our boy with some 70-90 year old gals and let's get this challenge done. There's only 4 days left.

Betty and Gertrude can make your afternoon an adventure you'll remember for the rest of your life with the weekend left to spare @Olaf

[yetineti]

6 minutes ago, LordFall said:

Aren't nursing homes the biggest hookup central in society?

Pretty much lol.

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Hookup our boy with some 70-90 year old gals and let's get this challenge done. There's only 4 days left.

Variety of ages. Medical personnel on site. Come on down!

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Betty and Gertrude can make your afternoon an adventure you'll remember for the rest of your life with the weekend left to spare @Olaf

@Olaf You can have the ones I don’t want lmao. Shirley might be 94 but there’s a reason I have a four foot rule with her.

Edited 53 minutes ago by yetineti

[LordFall]

An 80-year-old FWB is the move. She can teach him vintage tricks from the '80s that modern girls have never seen. Soon enough, all his college FWBs will be raving about his bedroom prowess.

Betty can be our secret, Olaf—a magician never reveals his tricks.

Go get 'em, cowboy!

Edited 44 minutes ago by LordFall

[yetineti]

Knitted bondage.

(Sorry 😂 for this thought)

Edited 46 minutes ago by yetineti

[yetineti]

4 minutes ago, LordFall said:

An 80-year-old FWB is the move. She can teach him vintage tricks from the '80s that modern girls have never seen. Soon enough, all his college FWBs will be raving about his bedroom prowess.

Betty can be your little secret, Olaf—a magician never reveals his tricks.

Go get 'em, cowboy!

Man, I hadn’t even thought of any vintage tricks. I might have to work late tonight.

[Olaf]

@LordFall you guys freaky

[Olaf]

@Inliytened1 I am a numbers guy

[LordFall]

21 minutes ago, Olaf said:

@LordFall you guys freaky

Did you hop on dating apps? Obv the nursing home is somewhat a joke, not fully I am legitimately considering working as a male escort for women as a side gig, I did offer you a solid way to get laid this week though.

I do get the appeal of chest-beating to motivate yourself but I mean it's also a lesson in self-awareness and peeling back the layers of our psychology. Do you know how many times people have asked me for advice on both pickup and business and I give them the exact thing they should do and then they don't do it and go back to avoidance? I would say 80% of the times. 

It happens to me too all the time. Avoidance is a basic mechanism of the human mind but it's worth serious introspection to avoid deluding oneself for extended periods of time. 

Edited 3 minutes ago by LordFall

[Olaf]

@LordFall Yes I had a match with an 8 then she unmatched me