Where Have You Had Sex?

[Inliytened1]

Just now, Ulax said:

Was staying in a 6 person dorm

Ahh.  It just seems rushed.  I hope she took her time.  Now, in the future, you can move her to the bedroom.

[yetineti]

1 minute ago, Ulax said:

Was staying in a 6 person dorm

Didn't stop me from my hotel story.

[Inliytened1]

1 minute ago, yetineti said:

So do I get a participation woman for losing or not?

 

We don't give away women here, that would be disprectful.  But nice try.

[Ulax]

Just now, Inliytened1 said:

Ahh.  It just seems rushed.  I hope she took her time.  Now, in the future, you can move her to the bedroom.

Bedroom too vanilla for me

[Yimpa]

Spoiler

me in NJ, they in massachusetts

bluetooth vibrator, discreet, while they are driving
we talking on phone

they end up near a road construction site, unsure which way to go.
police officer slowly walks over — to help them with directions.

i crank the vibration up to an 11 as he comes closer 

[Inliytened1]

5 minutes ago, Oppositionless said:

In a church parking lot.

Blasphemy!  WTF??!!! 

HOLY SHIT I THINK YOU TOPPEED US ALL.

I've stooped really low., but i never fucked her in a church.  Damn dude.

Edited 13 hours ago by Inliytened1

[Oppositionless]

@Yimpa you dog

@Inliytened1 this thread has been really helpful. 

Edited 13 hours ago by Oppositionless

[Inliytened1]

5 minutes ago, Oppositionless said:

@Yimpa you dog

@Inliytened1 this thread has been really helpful. 

It doens't seem like you needed any help.

[yetineti]

4 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

We don't give away women here, that would be disprectful.  But nice try.

Well, what did you win?

[yetineti]

Church is just a Midwest gloryhole. I’d be more concerned if you hadn’t done something there.

[Inliytened1]

Just now, yetineti said:

Well, what did you win?

Not much.  It's not worth it it in the end.  Just get one girl and marry her..You'll be a lot better off!

[Oppositionless]

2 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

It doens't seem like you needed any help.

that's what I meant. 

this thread led me to evaluating my history and realize I have no excuse for having low self esteem. 

Edited 13 hours ago by Oppositionless

[Inliytened1]

Just now, Oppositionless said:

that's what I meant. 

this thread led me to evaluating my history and realize I have no excuse to have low self esteem. 

You have absolutely no excuse.  If i can do it, and look at me. Then you can do it.  Like I said, just grow some balls.

[Sugarcoat]

Johnny sins tops it all I think, even his name suggests so

(I’ve never thought of it this way it just hit me while reading about the church mentions😭😂and no I don’t watch him)

Edited 13 hours ago by Sugarcoat

[yetineti]

3 minutes ago, Inliytened1 said:

Not much.  It's not worth it it in the end.  Just get one girl and marry her..You'll be a lot better off!

If I get one with split personality, can I still increase my body count? 

[yetineti]

1 minute ago, Sugarcoat said:

Johnny sins tops it all I think, even his name suggests so

I don't even think Johnny's sins has a Dairy Queen by him. 😂

[Sugarcoat]

Just now, yetineti said:

I don't even think Johnny's sins has a Dairy Queen by him. 😂

He’s milk factory himself so it doesn’t matter 

[yetineti]

Jesus Christ 😂😂😂😂

[Inliytened1]

1 minute ago, yetineti said:

If I get one with split personality, can I still increase my body count? 

What are you doing trying to provoke me to get me kicked out of here?  Are you stupid? give up already.

[yetineti]

@Inliytened1

What are you talking about, dude?

I already made a big fuss. Take some jokes. 

 

Edited 13 hours ago by yetineti