Conformity Examples Mega-Thread

[AtmanIsBrahman]

54 minutes ago, Leo Gura said:

Bless you" for sneezing.

So silly.

So true! Especially when religious people do it. They actually think they’re conferring a blessing on you lol

A normie says bless you the first time you sneeze. A religious person will keep saying bless you no matter how many times you sneeze.

[ZenSwift]

1 hour ago, AtmanIsBrahman said:

Holding doors for people

People (or you) speeding up when you hold the door for them. 

[ZenSwift]

1 hour ago, Leo Gura said:

"Bless you" for sneezing.

So silly.

I always respond to that with "Saved my life"

[Leo Gura]

50 minutes ago, LifeEnjoyer said:

Urinal rules like leaving a spot open in between you and the other guy. 

When I'm at the urinal I like to stand right behind the guy so he can feel my breath on the back of his neck.

High IQ move.

Edited 4 hours ago by Leo Gura

[Natasha Tori Maru]

9 minutes ago, Leo Gura said:

When I'm at the urinal I like to stand right behind the guy so he can feel my breath on the back of his neck.

High IQ move.

At least you have the good grace to use a urinal.

I often use the site shed toilet blocks because there isn't a designated women's toilet (I cheap out and hire a block + cubicle combo).

I see piss in places that I never considered possible....

[integral]

 

Question: Sitters Vs. Standers?

1. Wipe sitting down?
2.  Wipe standing up? 

50% of people wipe... standing up!  

Edited 3 hours ago by integral

[integration journey]

Only caring about Palestinian news because it was mainstream while being completely clueless about neighboring Syria where twice the number of people were killed in the last 13 years 

Edited 3 hours ago by integration journey

[Leo Gura]

36 minutes ago, integral said:

Question: Sitters Vs. Standers?

1. Wipe sitting down?
2.  Wipe standing up? 

50% of people wipe... standing up!

Wiping is so conformist, bro!

[integral]

10 minutes ago, Leo Gura said:

Wiping is so conformist, bro!

bro I know that's why i wipe across the carpet like a dog,

I'd rather die than make sense!

Edited 3 hours ago by integral

[Leo Gura]

@integral I assumed you didn't wipe at all, lest you get chemicals in your hole.

[integral]

4 minutes ago, Leo Gura said:

@integral I assumed you didn't wipe at all, lest you get chemicals in your hole.

When you get to my liberal level, there won't be anything to wipe.

Nothing A conservative would understand  

[LifeEnjoyer]

1 hour ago, Leo Gura said:

When I'm at the urinal I like to stand right behind the guy so he can feel my breath on the back of his neck.

High IQ move.

Haha

[mmKay]

Wiping from back to front

[Nemra]

The way people hold their toilet paper.

Edited 2 hours ago by Nemra

[integration journey]

Going to the toilet when getting the urge to pee or shit. 
fuck it, just do it right then and there. 

[Leo Gura]

27 minutes ago, integral said:

When you get to my liberal level, there won't be anything to wipe.

Nothing A conservative would understand  

A conservative wipes once a week.

[Nemra]

Christians doing a cross before throwing the bread in the trash.

[integration journey]

Not studying and integrating ALL the religions that exist. 

[Natasha Tori Maru]

12 minutes ago, integration journey said:

Going to the toilet when getting the urge to pee or shit. 
fuck it, just do it right then and there. 

ROFL just revert to infancy and be done with every form of conformity there is - void and evacuate without conforming to cultural use of a toilet 

[Nemra]

Attending church.

Religious ceremonies.