People who encounter Jesus

[Hojo]

@shree I mean Jesus was the first thing you saw if you are in the west and you went that is a special person cause everyone told you he was. So he is the symbol of holy in your psyche.

[LordFall]

On 2025-04-18 at 9:18 AM, AION said:

I will 

I like them but they don't like me haahah

How many events have you hosted for blonde models? How many have you helped with their careers? How many hours have you spent thinking about the modelling industry and how to add value to it? How many hours have you spent on your social media and social circle so that you have influence in the sphere and can reach out to and ultimately add value to those blonde models? 
 

I don’t think you’ve pondered on models deeply enough my friend, your love is weak 😏

[AION]

About the blonde model Goddess thing. I was working out in the park and I saw blonde girl looking at me while she sat with her gf’s and I didn’t have the balls to approach her. 😭😭

Edited April 20 by AION

[Leo Gura]

@AION You have a great opener now.

You can open any blonde girl by talking about this thread.

If a girl makes eye contact with you, you gotta open her. She will be extra receptive. Girls who make eye contact are basically DTF.

Edited April 20 by Leo Gura

[AION]

1 minute ago, Leo Gura said:

@AION You have a great opener now.

You can open any blonde girl why talking about this thread.

If a girl makes eye contact with you, you gotta open her. She will be extra receptive.

Calling her a goddess will definitely set me apart. 

[PurpleTree]

Once on mushrooms i thought i was the second coming of Christ.

And that the "dark forces" are trying to find me and bring me to Jerusalem to crucify me there.

 

Fun times heeeey

[Leo Gura]

4 minutes ago, AION said:

Calling her a goddess will definitely set me apart. 

No! Never call her that.

Ewwwww...

Tell her that Christians manifest Jesus, fat people manifest chocolate cake, and you manifest blondes. So its destiny. 

Edited April 20 by Leo Gura

[PurpleTree]

On 2025-04-19 at 6:20 AM, Hojo said:

@shree I mean Jesus was the first thing you saw if you are in the west 

Not me. Grew up anti religious in the west and so did most or many in my neighbourhood.

Edited April 20 by PurpleTree

[shree]

5 minutes ago, AION said:

Calling her a goddess will definitely set me apart. 

Try this approach:

 

Hey random hot girl!
I don’t usually ask this on a first day, but…

…have you ever erased yourself and the entire universe from existence, had the most mind-blowing experience ever… while in a full-blown panic attack?
I did.

Oh , and:

It’s important to smile!

[shree]

Usually they don't call the police.

[Leo Gura]

Leo's funny opener ideas:

You remind me of a rabbit. Do like carrots? I will make you carrot juice.

[Nemra]

11 minutes ago, PurpleTree said:

Once on mushrooms i thought i was the second coming of Christ.

And that the "dark forces" are trying to find me and bring me to Jerusalem to crucify me there.

@PurpleTree, Salvijus would approve of that. 😁

[PurpleTree]

Just now, Nemra said:

@PurpleTree, Salvijus would approve of that. 😁

Yea no it was great. Everyone was involved in that conspiracy. Thugs from my neighbourhood, spy women, Putin, KGB, Mossad and more.

[Nemra]

6 minutes ago, Leo Gura said:

Leo's funny opener ideas:

You remind me of a rabbit. Do like carrots? I will make you carrot juice.

Lol.

[Nemra]

3 minutes ago, PurpleTree said:

Everyone was involved in that conspiracy. Thugs from my neighbourhood, spy women, Putin, KGB, Mossad and more.

So convenient. 😄

[Sugarcoat]

11 minutes ago, Leo Gura said:

Leo's funny opener ideas:

You remind me of a rabbit. Do like carrots? I will make you carrot juice.

Or now during Easter: 

 

 

Are you the Easter bunny?

Because where you’ve been hiding all my life

 

(I know it’s the eggs not the bunny that hides but still you could read it as a verb as in the Easter bunny hides the eggs)

[Sugarcoat]

27 minutes ago, PurpleTree said:

Once on mushrooms i thought i was the second coming of Christ.

And that the "dark forces" are trying to find me and bring me to Jerusalem to crucify me there.

 

Fun times heeeey

I heard about this man pretending to be Christ in Africa or something and when the people wanted to crucify him he called the police haha. 

[PurpleTree]

1 minute ago, Nemra said:

So convenient. 😄

The same day of the trip earlier this pretty tourist woman asked me to take a picture of her with her phone. But then in my mushroom paranoia i thought that’s how the secret agencies got my finger prints and found out that i’m Christ or whatever and now they’re planting my finger prints on another murdered woman to get me.

 

Gosh haven’t touched mushrooms since.

[PurpleTree]

6 minutes ago, Sugarcoat said:

I heard about this man pretending to be Christ in Africa or something and when the people wanted to crucify him he called the police haha. 

Gosh bless his heart.

[Nemra]

37 minutes ago, PurpleTree said:

Gosh haven’t touched mushrooms since.

😁

The sclerotia of a Psilocybe tampanensis mushroom caught me off guard completely as my whole experience became electromechanical for a while.

I mean, WTF?!

Edited April 20 by Nemra